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My phobia....
Lyanne
#91 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:03:00 PM
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@ General,Njunge & Dees

There is no worse sin than for a good man to watch a bad deed go unchecked.

She badly needs a good one.........

Any volunters ?


The Hedonist
Njunge
#92 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:04:00 PM
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Location: Nairobi
@Ric Dees,

Am still laughing at Lyanne......Okay i let my pistol mind run riot....-:)...How does she get it.??....Am imagining guys lining up waiting for Lyanne to kagua ngwaride...Along she comes and shouts,'Kila mtu atoe yake...!!'.......She gets to me and regards my tool and then says,.......'Arggghhh...!!.Hako kako ni kadogo kama cryon.Rudisha na upotee...!!!!'.....hahahaha..


Yombo dhier....!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Poggie
#93 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:06:00 PM
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I didn't know that I was claustraphobic until I was made to do an MRI on my neck. Those punks never prepared me for the ordeal. I almost shat on myself. 52 minutes later you should have seen the scuffle in that room. Now imagine this,when I went for the results in the evening this quack lady had the temerity to inform me that I need to do another MRI because they forgot to inject some radioactive juice into my veins. I told her to go suck a lemon. She freaked me out with some cancer threats and you believe it or not I went back into that coffin and almost suffocated to death. I now have nightmares about MRI's. If anyone has had to go through this hell please share with us.

As a man thinketh so is he
As A Man Thinketh So is He
The General
#94 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:10:00 PM
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@ Njunge, ha ha ha

@ lyanne,

There is nothing like that...


The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
Lyanne
#95 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:12:00 PM
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@ Poggie ROFLMAO !

You've honestly made my day. I think i should print it out and stick it on my desk. I havent had a good laugh in a long while.

Ati you almost shat on yourself,and there was a scufle !

I've had a gooood belly laugh.


The Hedonist
Lyanne
#96 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:19:00 PM
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@ General

Like what ? Ask some honest sisters.

@ Njunge

I hope you have signed up for the comedians that Churchill is looking for ! You are hilarious !

My phobia has to do with heights and fear of small spaces. Whenever i'm flying i pretend to be asleep but my fingers and toes are all crossed praying for a safe landing.


The Hedonist
Sasha
#97 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:26:00 PM
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Posts: 627
Cows with horns! Have a bad experience!

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
The General
#98 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:28:00 PM
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@ lyanne,

each and every 'bad deed' ?

The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.
Njunge
#99 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:28:00 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Lyanne,

I know Churchil is looking for comedians.......Not ugly comedians...-:)...


Yombo dhier....!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
adept
#100 Posted : Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:28:00 PM
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Joined: 12/8/2008
Posts: 359
Throat/Tonsils examinations? You know where they thrust that wooden thing (not sure what its called) in your mouth to try and see what's behind there?

Realized recently when I had to have one done that it is not my cup of tea.
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