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Euge
#2941 Posted : Friday, January 30, 2015 10:17:10 PM
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smile
Lord, thank you!
MaichBlack
#2942 Posted : Friday, January 30, 2015 10:17:57 PM
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Lolest! wrote:

These were the days!!! Lakini rationing was the order of the day. unaona hizo 2 per customer!?

Then when there was a shortage of a certain item, you were forced to buy it together with something else...

Ati sukari? Hiyo mpaka ununue na tissue. Mkate? Hiyo tunauza na treetop.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
masukuma
#2943 Posted : Friday, January 30, 2015 10:44:45 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
kukaliwo

All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Impunity
#2944 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 11:36:52 AM
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#2945 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 11:44:22 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
Lolest! wrote:

These were the days!!! Lakini rationing was the order of the day. unaona hizo 2 per customer!?

Then when there was a shortage of a certain item, you were forced to buy it together with something else...

Ati sukari? Hiyo mpaka ununue na tissue. Mkate? Hiyo tunauza na treetop.


I remember this vividly but has never understood the rationale behind it all!
Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

kysse
#2946 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 2:31:11 PM
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Impunity wrote:


I heard him say matafaka
MaichBlack
#2947 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 4:05:37 PM
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Impunity wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Lolest! wrote:

These were the days!!! Lakini rationing was the order of the day. unaona hizo 2 per customer!?

Then when there was a shortage of a certain item, you were forced to buy it together with something else...

Ati sukari? Hiyo mpaka ununue na tissue. Mkate? Hiyo tunauza na treetop.


I remember this vividly but has never understood the rationale behind it all!
Sad Sad

The rationale was/is very simple. It is designed to ensure slow moving goods or goods with a higher profit margin are bought - by force! It is called "Forceful selling"! Rouge Marketing 101.

It still happens even today - lakini chini ya maji! When your mpango (One of them. He he he) orders black ice, Redds, Guarana etc. how many are brought at a time? Why? Some establishments - like K1 can't sell you a single sausage or samosa. Their menus read 3 samosa Kshs. x/=. 3 Sausages Kshs. y/=. What if you just wanted to eat a sausage and/or a samosa as you wait for your ka nyama? Shauri yako. Nunua tatu!

But because of liberalisation, more retail outlets (competition), no shortages etc. such nonsense is rare or done undercover nowadays.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#2948 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 4:10:57 PM
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Repeated.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
harrydre
#2949 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 7:33:15 PM
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Swenani Divorced His Wife After Looking Closer At This Photo He Took Of Her


i.am.back!!!!
masukuma
#2950 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 10:35:29 PM
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harrydre wrote:
Swenani Divorced His Wife After Looking Closer At This Photo He Took Of Her



I have seen this photo around but it's really impractical. hiyo marrige bed ni ndogo sana and hapo unaangalia is practically impossible to hide anyone.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Thitifini
#2951 Posted : Saturday, January 31, 2015 10:46:12 PM
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Lolest! wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

60% Learning, 30% synthesizing, 10% Debating
Tokyo
#2952 Posted : Sunday, February 01, 2015 12:30:56 PM
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Thitifini wrote:
Lolest! wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Applause
work to prosper
masukuma
#2953 Posted : Sunday, February 01, 2015 1:06:11 PM
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All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
carygoh
#2954 Posted : Sunday, February 01, 2015 8:26:09 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:

@Maichblack
This guy cooks/fries the cassava crisps apo Mama Ngina Drive, MSA
Think Positive Test Negative
Siringi
#2955 Posted : Sunday, February 01, 2015 10:19:29 PM
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KOT Can be very unforgiving

#what is Homabay Governor eating

lakini Gov Awiti ni jamaa moja roho safi



"😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
washiku
#2956 Posted : Monday, February 02, 2015 12:12:10 AM
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Wamunyota
#2957 Posted : Monday, February 02, 2015 8:47:23 AM
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washiku wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Security starts with you....
Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#2958 Posted : Monday, February 02, 2015 8:49:32 AM
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masukuma wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Swenani Divorced His Wife After Looking Closer At This Photo He Took Of Her



I have seen this photo around but it's really impractical. hiyo marrige bed ni ndogo sana and hapo unaangalia is practically impossible to hide anyone.

There is a guy hiding at the corner of that bed.The space between the mattress and the bed you can see his eyes.
Hutia Mundu!!
Impunity
#2959 Posted : Monday, February 02, 2015 9:08:34 AM
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Siringi wrote:
KOT Can be very unforgiving

#what is Homabay Governor eating

lakini Gov Awiti ni jamaa moja roho safi





Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Atalaku
#2960 Posted : Monday, February 02, 2015 10:10:47 AM
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