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My phobia....
Kasheshi
#61 Posted : Wednesday, September 10, 2008 6:40:00 PM
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Just going through this thread for the first time today. As I was reading,I hear something near me moving. At the corner of my eye,I see something brown and big...turns out to be the biggest roach I've seen in a while...kwanza it was pregnant with an egg sticking out of its a**. I almost jumped out of my skin esp coz this thread made me really tense...jumped very fast and grabbed a can of doom...sprayed it directly for kindo 5 seconds...hope it's dead....

My phobia now is that it hasn't kufad and will come back and try to enter my traos or lay eggs in my ears!



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mlefu
#62 Posted : Wednesday, September 10, 2008 6:48:00 PM
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wait until a rat licks ur small toe...ngai fafa... feels great at first..then it hits you that you are alone in bed!!!!... the scream!!!!!!!!

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
Kasheshi
#63 Posted : Wednesday, September 10, 2008 6:57:00 PM
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kwanza i hear it chews your foot then blows on it...talk abt getting a bj

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mlefu
#64 Posted : Wednesday, September 10, 2008 7:02:00 PM
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bj..the one i know or its something about male brains..lol

i know some pple have actually cummed,the bite,then the blow..wow esctacy..ohhhh .. drop this thinking..am all alone

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
PONDI
#65 Posted : Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:04:00 AM
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i think even bed bugs 'bite and blow'.....what do you call fear of a condom bursting? nothing feels worse than finishing kazi then you find it rolled up your snake...its like a ring...wololo....stress for 6 months....till that 2nd vct visit
Soulfood
#66 Posted : Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:20:00 AM
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i dint know you were that sick

always remember you're unique,just like everyone else
Kimuti
#67 Posted : Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:19:00 AM
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@ Pondiiiiiiii?

I havent laughed that much lately. Thats off the hook




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ZZE123
#68 Posted : Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:54:00 AM
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@Pondi,next time you find yourself with the 'ring' don&rsquo;t wait 6months,Kimbia kwa bafu and use omo with powerform,after that straight to Nrb Women&rsquo;s Hosp... I hear kuna dawa ya prevention lakini costs 7K for one dose!!



Forgive your enemies but never forget their names…
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
matchbox
#69 Posted : Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:32:00 PM
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What do people fear most? At the top of the list is death,the fear of which is necrophobia. Second,apparently,is the fear of failure,which is called kakorrhaphiophobia. There is of course a story of how fears developed,like fear for the number 13. The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskavedekatriaphobia.


Julie
#70 Posted : Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:59:00 PM
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@ Magda U nid to get intouch with me as soon as possible....can give advice on how to overcome. I play with mine for hours on end...
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