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Your Girlfriend's Sexual History!!
Impunity
#81 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 6:25:29 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
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Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...

Just thought of sharing this quote
"when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss"
From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5)
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#82 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 6:30:55 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...

Just thought of sharing this quote
"when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss"
From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5)
%
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

KIKItheKING
#83 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 6:31:21 PM
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Joined: 1/7/2015
Posts: 125
tycho wrote:
If the encounters can be counted, then the sex has no love.

If the love has to have sex, then both the sex and love are untrue.

If the sex has love then the ecstasy and truth are overcoming; and the fruit is another level all together.

Yet true love and the sex worthy of it aren't natural finds. One meets loveless sex first, and to advance, one must learn to enjoy sexless love, and if one can master this, then the next stage can have sex full of love. And the master can dwell on the cold mountain, seemingly alone.

You've said it all.
FEAR GOD
Impunity
#84 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 6:32:45 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...

Just thought of sharing this quote
"when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss"
From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5)
%
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#85 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 6:34:35 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...

Just thought of sharing this quote
"when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss"
From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5)
%
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#86 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 6:36:25 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...

Just thought of sharing this quote
"when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss"
From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5)
%
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#87 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 6:49:17 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...

Just thought of sharing this quote
"when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss"
From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5)
%
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#88 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 7:31:25 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Jump-steady wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
[quote=mpobiz][quote=mpobiz]After deflowering quite a number of tusockets in my high school and collage years i come to one conclusion. The more experience the better. Life with a mono or form 4 student is realy unbearable and is full of drama. You need atleast someone with a masters degree or a professa. I wouldnt mind settling down with some chik whose had 100 loves. The problem is in the heat of the moment she might yell "tycho!!!" and unfortunately its dr dre on the decks.. The positive side of such a scenario is it means umemanage kufika mwisho mpaka akajisahau...

Just thought of sharing this quote
"when you marry a slut ignorance is bliss"
From a big billboard in a street in video game grand theft auto 5 (GTA 5)
%
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

UpcomingPaperChaser
#89 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 10:17:10 PM
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Joined: 1/20/2015
Posts: 489
Location: Nairobi
After reading all these comments, am a bit relieved that at least i met my current chic when her envelope was still sealed. She was so naive, and still is, she cant touch the anaconda nor even see it coz she is very shy. 10 minutes her and she is panting and breathing so heavily coz of tiredness like a donkey in Mwea carrying 50 bags of rice on that pull cart! I have neva been there for more than 20 minutes!! She had neva seen, touched, swallowed or had the experience of sampling one, and she is 23!!!!!! am so happy about that, though am a bit deprived being a 1 hour man!

Back to the issue, knowing the love history of your chic will do you more harm than good if you truly love her and have long term goals with her. My ex, we parted last year, we had been munching each other for 3 years, and since she was allergic to rubber, it was dry fry which ended up in the procurement of 2 abortions in Afya Center! I am embarrassed abt this though.

Wish her current boyfriend, some hustler from Githurai, doesnt get to know that it went down it the bathroom, arboretum, carnivore restrooms, Uhuru Gardens, kwa parking lot, on top of the table, rooftop, kitchen sink and anywhere we cud afford space! he will be so dissapointed am sure!

Never bother to ask for you will be hurt!
Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
chepkel
#90 Posted : Friday, January 23, 2015 11:24:13 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kwani ukimaliza mtu huenda nayo ... si inabaki kwa mwenyewe! Decision to give or not also lies with mwenyewe!


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