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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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simonkabz wrote:jaggernaut wrote:It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine.  It is good you have come out bro Yap, came out to offer moral support to @swenani.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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jaggernaut wrote:simonkabz wrote:jaggernaut wrote:It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine. It is good you have come out bro Yap, came out to offer moral support to @swenani. Another guy (of course not me because my length and circumference are well know) told us how he took a lady. After staying inside for ten minutes the lady told him now to remove his finger and now insert the real thing. He started sweating...what to do now! He removed his pencil and put his whole hand...After the session she said she had been looking for somebody to quench her thirst and now she has found one!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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Swenani wrote:simonkabz wrote:jaggernaut wrote:It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine. It is good you have come out bro  wewe saimo inakaa uko na hummer but iko juu ya mawe because of the uninflatable tires. Farasi ni moja TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Atalaku wrote:jaggernaut wrote:simonkabz wrote:jaggernaut wrote:It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine. It is good you have come out bro Yap, came out to offer moral support to @swenani. Another guy ( of course not me because my length and circumference are well know) told us how he took a lady. After staying inside for ten minutes the lady told him now to remove his finger and now insert the real thing. He started sweating...what to do now! He removed his pencil and put his whole hand...After the session she said she had been looking for somebody to quench her thirst and now she has found one!!! Until certified by Mwende,those are just claims made to increase your self esteem. #Smallisfashionable# If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2008 Posts: 602
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Seems hawa Waluhya wanapend(w)a na hawa wahindi. Jana's paper(DN) had one cobler in Likoni Mombasa , who has an indian wife and 3kids. Eloped with her secretly in 1998 if am not wrong....and of course her family disowned her. "The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions" - Alfred adler
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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These idiets might decide to eliminate khamala someday. i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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harrydre wrote:These idiets might decide to eliminate khamala someday. The story is that of 'Romeo and Juliet'. Setting; Kenya, 21st century, and wazua the new Shakespeare.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Always marry within your class if you want it to last. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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That was a brief one. Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/4/2008 Posts: 2,849 Location: Rupi
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Atalaku wrote:jaggernaut wrote:simonkabz wrote:jaggernaut wrote:It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine. It is good you have come out bro Yap, came out to offer moral support to @swenani. Another guy (of course not me because my length and circumference are well know) told us how he took a lady. After staying inside for ten minutes the lady told him now to remove his finger and now insert the real thing. He started sweating...what to do now! He removed his pencil and put his whole hand...After the session she said she had been looking for somebody to quench her thirst and now she has found one!!! Atalaku! LOL! Lord, thank you!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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That PHYSICAL abuse was too BIG. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/31/2009 Posts: 743
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Euge wrote:Atalaku wrote:jaggernaut wrote:simonkabz wrote:jaggernaut wrote:It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine. It is good you have come out bro Yap, came out to offer moral support to @swenani. Another guy (of course not me because my length and circumference are well know) told us how he took a lady. After staying inside for ten minutes the lady told him now to remove his finger and now insert the real thing. He started sweating...what to do now! He removed his pencil and put his whole hand...After the session she said she had been looking for somebody to quench her thirst and now she has found one!!! Atalaku! LOL! what a way to end the week
Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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I should trade mark thisI told you they are going no where!! Anyone who is married knows it's not sex that keeps people together. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,931
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Poo Impunity wrote:That PHYSICAL abuse was too BIG. Poor girl will never get it anywhere near what the Bukusu man was giving her!!! Her next man will never satisfy her In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/16/2011 Posts: 2,377
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watamaliza huyu kijana, two ladies one man, one house and everyone demands her dues????
She has a plan, get mali from parents then build up the Bukusu boy and demand to be the starter meal!!!
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