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How would people identify you?
Ms Mkenya
#1 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:05:07 PM
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After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?
....above all, to stand.
Swenani
#2 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:54:57 PM
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Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?


My wife will look at my dick
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Atalaku
#3 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:58:47 PM
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15 inches... Unmistakable!!!
Swenani
#4 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 1:09:15 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
15 inches... Unmistakable!!!



Are you implying that if Impunity was to kill you and me there will be confusion in identifying Swenani and Magigi?

But I think yako itakua imesimama kama arrow root yangu kama ndizi

Magigi's 15 inches



Swenani's 15 inches

If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#5 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 1:26:09 PM
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Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?


Birth marks and Life scars!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Bykhovets
#6 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 1:32:34 PM
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Forensic pathology in this country is a disgrace!

Body identification by looking at hands, feet, birth marks? What if it is a burnt body or has been in water for some time? or missing hands and feet?

DNA should be gold standard.
"Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
jaggernaut
#7 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 2:24:19 PM
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Julie
#8 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:11:07 PM
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Tatoo kwa pubic...😌
Othelo
#9 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:17:02 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
15 inches... Unmistakable!!!



Are you implying that if Impunity was to kill you and me there will be confusion in identifying Swenani and Magigi?

But I think yako itakua imesimama kama arrow root yangu kama ndizi

Magigi's 15 inches



Swenani's 15 inches


@swenani kwani hiyo yako iko na unwanted nyama!!!!!!!!!Sad
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Swenani
#10 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:28:52 PM
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Othelo wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
15 inches... Unmistakable!!!



Are you implying that if Impunity was to kill you and me there will be confusion in identifying Swenani and Magigi?

But I think yako itakua imesimama kama arrow root yangu kama ndizi

Magigi's 15 inches



Swenani's 15 inches


@swenani kwani hiyo yako iko na unwanted nyama!!!!!!!!!Sad


I have not undergone MGM(Male genital mutalation)
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Rollins
#11 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:41:14 PM
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Let me attempt on some wazuans;

1. Njunge- thumbs have been eaten out of shape by his bijuti steering
2. Mwende. That beaded belt marks around her waist
3. Swenani. His member will still be kicking
4. Macregge - forehead creased to exclamation marks
5. Magigi - loong fishing thumb
6. Big Chick - mark x tattoo huko nyuma
7. leona - She is well travelled so worn out heels
8. yours truly... cracked molar after an encounter with gor mahia fans

Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
Angelica _ann
#12 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 7:18:24 PM
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Big Mama everywhere!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
harrydre
#13 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 8:47:20 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?


Birth marks and Life scars!


kutoka kwa moto ya kuchomelea ama? smile
i.am.back!!!!
Coolio
#14 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 8:56:05 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Big Mama everywhere!

You mean even ninio? Drool Drool Drool
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
kysse
#15 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 8:57:20 PM
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Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?

DNA from Teeth / Hair.You can be bald and toothless but not boneless.
Ngong
#16 Posted : Friday, January 16, 2015 12:25:02 AM
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Coolio wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Big Mama everywhere!

You mean even ninio? Drool Drool Drool


Hehehe!
Swenani
#17 Posted : Friday, January 16, 2015 9:46:31 AM
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harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?


Birth marks and Life scars!


kutoka kwa moto ya kuchomelea ama? smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#18 Posted : Friday, January 16, 2015 9:49:06 AM
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Swenani wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?


Birth marks and Life scars!


kutoka kwa moto ya kuchomelea ama? smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Atalaku
#19 Posted : Friday, January 16, 2015 9:52:14 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?


Birth marks and Life scars!


kutoka kwa moto ya kuchomelea ama? smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Na hizi life scars mtu atajua ni gani na amechomeka kila mahali...Usicheze na moto ya welding!!!
Impunity
#20 Posted : Friday, January 16, 2015 9:57:07 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
harrydre wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Ms Mkenya wrote:

After Yebei/Yusuf's drama, I am just wondering how people would identify me if my head was missing when I die..

How would people identify you?


Birth marks and Life scars!


kutoka kwa moto ya kuchomelea ama? smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Na hizi life scars mtu atajua ni gani na amechomeka kila mahali...Usicheze na moto ya welding!!!


There will always be one MAJOR one somewhere in the body...even on the buttocks should you seat on an hot metal plate!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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