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Wife chops off husband's penis
Swenani
#1 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 9:14:24 AM
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Julie chops off Njunge's penis

Njunge used Julie's phone to send a saucy email to Angelica Ann from their marital home in chaka but forgot to log out his account!

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Furious, Julie is said to have grabbed a pair of scissors and stormed into their bedroom, where he was sleeping, and snipped off his manhood. Njunge was rushed to hospital, where the organ was sewn back on.However, Julie is then reported to have sneaked back into her husband’s hospital room and cut off his penis for a second time, this time throwing it out of a window.

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Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member. They believed it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#2 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 9:36:08 AM
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Swenani wrote:
Njunge used Julie's phone to send a saucy email to Angelica Ann from their marital home in chaka but forgot to log out his account!

Quote:
Furious, Julie is said to have grabbed a pair of scissors and stormed into their bedroom, where he was sleeping, and snipped off his manhood. Njunge was rushed to hospital, where the organ was sewn back on.However, Julie is then reported to have sneaked back into her husband’s hospital room and cut off his penis for a second time, this time throwing it out of a window.

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Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member. They believed it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat.


Not possible,its like chewing bladaa/the tire tube.
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Julie
#3 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 11:27:19 AM
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Should have chopped off balls as well!😎
Euge
#4 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:01:32 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Julie chops off Njunge's penis

Njunge used Julie's phone to send a saucy email to Angelica Ann from their marital home in chaka but forgot to log out his account!

Quote:
Furious, Julie is said to have grabbed a pair of scissors and stormed into their bedroom, where he was sleeping, and snipped off his manhood. Njunge was rushed to hospital, where the organ was sewn back on.However, Julie is then reported to have sneaked back into her husband’s hospital room and cut off his penis for a second time, this time throwing it out of a window.

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Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member. They believed it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat.


Ouch!
Lord, thank you!
FancyFace
#5 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:14:29 PM
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Stranger than fiction

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Swenani
#6 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:57:46 PM
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Julie wrote:
Should have chopped off balls as well!😎



Hii Julie, How is your Germany Shephard? Are you stillin Mombasa?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Julie
#7 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:09:44 PM
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Holidays zilikwisha....back at work
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#8 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 3:23:28 PM
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Hell hath no fury like.........
Angelica _ann
#9 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:22:02 PM
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Good riddance now the small girl can come for his 'man'.
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Impunity
#10 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:25:50 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Good riddance now the small girl can come for his 'man'.


Si ata kitole itasugua tu hiyo kitu bado?

d'oh! d'oh!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Angelica _ann
#11 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:28:20 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Good riddance now the small girl can come for his 'man'.


Si ata kitole itasugua tu hiyo kitu bado?

d'oh! d'oh!

Without it the ego is devastated gone kabisa can't even pee
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Othelo
#12 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:33:24 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Good riddance now the small girl can come for his 'man'.


Si ata kitole itasugua tu hiyo kitu bado?

d'oh! d'oh!

Without it the ego is devastated gone kabisa can't even pee

Aish hasira ni ya nini madam??? Kwani mzee alikuwacha ama alitembea na kitu fresh?
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Impunity
#13 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 4:45:28 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Good riddance now the small girl can come for his 'man'.


Si ata kitole itasugua tu hiyo kitu bado?

d'oh! d'oh!

Without it the ego is devastated gone kabisa can't even pee


But with his wealth he can still get a more gorgeous wife than wifi and land her using kitole.
La hau la?
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

kysse
#14 Posted : Thursday, January 15, 2015 8:06:05 PM
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eeew. eti stray cat? seriously pukes.
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