Let me attempt on some wazuans;
1. Njunge- thumbs have been eaten out of shape by his bijuti steering
2. Mwende. That beaded belt marks around her waist
3. Swenani. His member will still be kicking
4. Macregge - forehead creased to exclamation marks
5. Magigi - loong fishing thumb
6. Big Chick - mark x tattoo huko nyuma
7. leona - She is well travelled so worn out heels
8. yours truly... cracked molar after an encounter with gor mahia fans
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day