I have been thinking to myself...why would men sleep in the guest wing, living room, in the car, outside the house etc when they come home in the wee hours of the morning and they have invested heavily in a king size bed ! Here is the reason from my inconclusive research!
...When @Jaggenaut is doing bendover, girls rub all the pee and shit on his groin...By the time it is 2 am, he is smelling like a skunk that has diarrhea. Add the smell of alcohol (Faxe) and you have a decomposing carcase walking home! It is very hard to explain that kind of smell to your wife...
...Lesson learnt...Sleep in your bedroom with your wife even if your perennial fart is as loud as a thunderstorm...She will get used to it...
...But here is a solution to that skunky smell i mentioned before...Always have a jerrycan of fuel in the boot of your car...A half liter of fuel is enough...Before getting home sprinkle a little bit on your groin and clothes... Tell her that the car ran out of fuel and had to rush for some. The fuel will drive that skunky smell away. And you can sleep next to your wife where she can monitor your diabetes, high blood pressure, etc... Are we cool @Jaggernaut?

Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen.
Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of public dirt is disgusting, as the seat will smell of pombe and strange women over a period of time so wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe.

akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli?

All this work, is it worth it?..

Na hata akinyonya-asisikie utamu wa maziwa

@Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet.

Reminds me on an incident that happened back in my village.My neighbour's cow had Ukiad(was on heat).My neighbour,a grandmother looked for a vet to do AI.The man who came to do the AI was a very short man so the grandmother looked at him and then looked at the cow.Then she asked him "Utafikia ama nikuletee stool?"

A jerrycan of fuel and the modern smoking Jaggernaut's wife are recipe for literal fireworks, Detectives won't even have anything sample left to determine who the victims were

Wewe umechizi. There was one in our village whose name in the village was in reference to what he does. "John wa kuhaicha ng'ombe"