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alma		#11 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 9:18:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432		MKWASI wrote: butterflyke wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? wazuazimu Na hata akinyonya-asisikie utamu wa maziwa Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Atalaku		#12 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 9:27:23 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya		Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover...
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Am		#13 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 9:52:21 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739		Atalaku wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover... @Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet. Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Am		#14 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 9:55:58 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739		Atalaku wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover... @Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet. Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Wamunyota		#15 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:02:53 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652		Am wrote: Atalaku wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover... @Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet. Reminds me on an incident that happened back in my village.My neighbour's cow had Ukiad(was on heat).My neighbour,a grandmother looked for a vet to do AI.The man who came to do the AI was a very short man so the grandmother looked at him and then looked at the cow.Then she asked him "Utafikia ama nikuletee stool?" Hutia Mundu!!
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Am		#16 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:24:05 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739		Wamunyota wrote: Am wrote: Atalaku wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover... @Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet. Reminds me on an incident that happened back in my village.My neighbour's cow had Ukiad(was on heat).My neighbour,a grandmother looked for a vet to do AI.The man who came to do the AI was a very short man so the grandmother looked at him and then looked at the cow.Then she asked him "Utafikia ama nikuletee stool?" @Munyota, Stop Confusing Kenyans.That translation up there Iko Shinda. As far as I know ''Ukiad'' and ''on Heat'' is Far different. First one describes the state of the tiny bullet hapo Yuu. Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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willin2learn		#17 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:24:25 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178		Atalaku wrote: ...But here is a solution to that skunky smell i mentioned before...Always have a jerrycan of fuel in the boot of your car...A half liter of fuel is enough...Before getting home sprinkle a little bit on your groin and clothes... Tell her that the car ran out of fuel and had to rush for some. The fuel will drive that skunky smell away. And you can sleep next to your wife where she can monitor your diabetes, high blood pressure, etc... Are we cool @Jaggernaut? A jerrycan of fuel and the modern smoking Jaggernaut's wife are recipe for literal fireworks, Detectives won't even have anything sample left to determine who the victims were
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Wamunyota		#18 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:50:30 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652		Am wrote: Wamunyota wrote: Am wrote: Atalaku wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover... @Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet. Reminds me on an incident that happened back in my village.My neighbour's cow had Ukiad(was on heat).My neighbour,a grandmother looked for a vet to do AI.The man who came to do the AI was a very short man so the grandmother looked at him and then looked at the cow.Then she asked him "Utafikia ama nikuletee stool?" @Munyota, Stop Confusing Kenyans.That translation up there Iko Shinda. As far as I know ''Ukiad'' and ''on Heat'' is Far different. First one describes the state of the tiny bullet hapo Yuu. Ukiaring is universal.Can happen to both male or female.The animal version is called Muruki (Having smell) Hutia Mundu!!
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washiku		#19 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 12:23:53 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Wamunyota wrote: Am wrote: Atalaku wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover... @Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet. Reminds me on an incident that happened back in my village.My neighbour's cow had Ukiad(was on heat).My neighbour,a grandmother looked for a vet to do AI.The man who came to do the AI was a very short man so the grandmother looked at him and then looked at the cow.Then she asked him "Utafikia ama nikuletee stool?" Wewe umechizi. There was one in our village whose name in the village was in reference to what he does. "John wa kuhaicha ng'ombe" A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Wamunyota		#20 Posted : Thursday, January 08, 2015 12:44:23 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652		washiku wrote: Wamunyota wrote: Am wrote: Atalaku wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: murchr wrote: radio wrote: kysse wrote: Now what's the difference btwn you and daddy bendover? A good no. of women are ok with that arrangement cz drunkards stink to high heavens # helmets # and won't bother taking a shower before jumping into a bed spread with fresh smelling white linen. Even sleeping on sofa where small kids play and sleep while full of all that public dirt is disgusting, seat will smell of pombe and strange women, wacha alale hukoooo kwa ngombe bora asinyonye ngombe. At I asinyonye ngombe? akiwa mlevi atafikia hizo kweli? or asidance bed over na Ng'ombe... Preparing for a bendover dance ...The real bendover... @Jagger's Ka - Kijiti is tiny as a Bullet. Reminds me on an incident that happened back in my village.My neighbour's cow had Ukiad(was on heat).My neighbour,a grandmother looked for a vet to do AI.The man who came to do the AI was a very short man so the grandmother looked at him and then looked at the cow.Then she asked him "Utafikia ama nikuletee stool?" Wewe umechizi. There was one in our village whose name in the village was in reference to what he does. "John wa kuhaicha ng'ombe" Kana John Muhaichani! Hutia Mundu!!
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