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masukuma
#2641 Posted : Saturday, January 03, 2015 11:55:41 AM
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Lolest! wrote:
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Modern vehicles are designed with crumple zones especially at the front and back. These zones are designed to absorb and desipate the energy of a crash, and collapse, as in that toyota, keeping the driver and occupants safe. They ensure that the crash energy doesnt get to the passenger compartment, which is normally reinforced like you can see hapo yuu. Be wary of a vehicle that remains unchanged after a crash since it means that it's the driver's chest that absorbes all the crash energy. The vehicle remains intact while the occupants end up hospitalised, like our south B guy.


Applause Applause Applause Applause this principle was first explained to me by a mechanic

Makes sense...but what about Volvos which roll and guys mostly survive?

yeah.. I always find myself explaining this to people who argue "gari za sikuhizi ni bure sana Zikigongwa kidogo zinaumia!". I tell them "during an accident something has to take the beating - the car or you the passenger... choose!"
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
bkismat
#2642 Posted : Saturday, January 03, 2015 1:55:37 PM
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Lolest!
#2643 Posted : Saturday, January 03, 2015 5:21:05 PM
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Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Ngong
#2644 Posted : Saturday, January 03, 2015 5:31:39 PM
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bkismat wrote:


By the way what happened to fake/ Chinese phones blocking? An exercise in futility or just a commercial game?
jaggernaut
#2645 Posted : Saturday, January 03, 2015 8:42:22 PM
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McReggae wrote:
#Mydressmychoice



Nice for a mpango wa kando but nothing longterm as you wouldn't want to look at those hips when they are sagging when she hits 40 plus. The beautiful ones have not been born yet. The good thing with us men is that we can always get a curvy 20 something even when we hit 60 or 70......as long as the wallet is ok (ask DJ CK). My mpango in the year of our Lord 2035 may have been born today at Pumwani. Then we will be bendovering hapa westi 20yrs from now.
masukuma
#2646 Posted : Saturday, January 03, 2015 11:49:32 PM
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Dis little suit of mine...I'm gonna let it shine.....
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MaichBlack
#2647 Posted : Sunday, January 04, 2015 3:33:42 PM
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Wamunyota
#2648 Posted : Sunday, January 04, 2015 3:44:31 PM
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Lolest! wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly So true.smile
Hutia Mundu!!
Pesa Nane
#2649 Posted : Sunday, January 04, 2015 11:24:02 PM
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washiku wrote:
dunkang wrote:
washiku wrote:
I knew this photo will land in Wazua but never thought it will be as a funny photo. That was a surprise twistsmile smile

Since no one died, nor seriously injured, in the tradition of wazua republic, lets laugh at those JAPANESE CARS. Who has that photo of that car whose boot was outed, yet the culprit MACHINE was just scratched on the doors?



Ndio hii



mmm @washiku, ndiyo hii.

Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
masukuma
#2650 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 7:07:00 AM
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Wamunyota wrote:
Lolest! wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly So true.smile

hehe.... si mimi hulala during that period!! I try to be in bed before midnight so that I 'ruka mwaka' kama nimekanyaga blanketi!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Swenani
#2651 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 10:24:40 AM
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Matoe
#2652 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 11:03:26 AM
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Swenani
#2653 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 11:11:44 AM
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Matoe wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
MaichBlack
#2654 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 1:54:29 PM
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MaichBlack
#2655 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 2:01:44 PM
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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#2656 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 2:03:15 PM
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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#2657 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 2:10:00 PM
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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#2658 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 2:16:29 PM
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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#2659 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 2:24:26 PM
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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Swenani
#2660 Posted : Monday, January 05, 2015 2:25:10 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:


Mcdoba and wamapisha
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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