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The Lunatic Train - Kenya Railway
jaggernaut
#11 Posted : Thursday, December 11, 2014 5:35:50 PM
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Next dec i.e. in 2015, it will be taking just 4hrs from nbi to mbs by reli. Yaani you will be overtaking those coast buses mpaka they look like they are heading in the opposite direction.
Impunity
#12 Posted : Thursday, December 11, 2014 5:41:17 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wendz wrote:
This is a true lunatic train.... Has anyone been adventurous enough to try it?

Well, I recently did. It took us around 27 hrs from the time we boarded in Nairobi to the time we alighted at Mombasa station....


Did the train break down along the way? Or it was doing 4km/h speed?
Sad Sad Sad

Na weweeeee...hakuna kitu utaelewa haraka...hauoni hayo maelezo hapo juu? How are you though my brother?


Na hizo macho zako kubwa kama za tumbili u can see the answer to my question in the quote above?

Shame on you

...I think, in my opinion you should not be allowed to sire children because that would be the greatest disservice one could make to the human kind! The world cant afford to have your genes around...
...Waiting!!!..


I would have done bad things to you were you not a product of incest!

Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Atalaku
#13 Posted : Thursday, December 11, 2014 7:53:21 PM
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Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 1,063
Location: Kenya
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wendz wrote:
This is a true lunatic train.... Has anyone been adventurous enough to try it?

Well, I recently did. It took us around 27 hrs from the time we boarded in Nairobi to the time we alighted at Mombasa station....


Did the train break down along the way? Or it was doing 4km/h speed?
Sad Sad Sad

Na weweeeee...hakuna kitu utaelewa haraka...hauoni hayo maelezo hapo juu? How are you though my brother?


Na hizo macho zako kubwa kama za tumbili u can see the answer to my question in the quote above?

Shame on you

...I think, in my opinion you should not be allowed to sire children because that would be the greatest disservice one could make to the human kind! The world cant afford to have your genes around...
...Waiting!!!..


I would have done bad things to you were you not a product of incest!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly pewa kamoja...
shocks
#14 Posted : Thursday, December 11, 2014 8:50:26 PM
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Joined: 3/15/2009
Posts: 362
jaggernaut wrote:
Next dec i.e. in 2015, it will be taking just 4hrs from nbi to mbs by reli. Yaani you will be overtaking those coast buses mpaka they look like they are heading in the opposite direction.


A more realistic dec. is 2017
Swenani
#15 Posted : Friday, December 12, 2014 8:25:55 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
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shocks wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Next dec i.e. in 2015, it will be taking just 4hrs from nbi to mbs by reli. Yaani you will be overtaking those coast buses mpaka they look like they are heading in the opposite direction.


A more realistic dec. is 2017


a more practical date is Dec 2018
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Swenani
#16 Posted : Friday, December 12, 2014 8:36:33 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Wendz wrote:
This is a true lunatic train.... Has anyone been adventurous enough to try it?

Well, I recently did. It took us around 27 hrs from the time we boarded in Nairobi to the time we alighted at Mombasa station....


Did the train break down along the way? Or it was doing 4km/h speed?
Sad Sad Sad

Na weweeeee...hakuna kitu utaelewa haraka...hauoni hayo maelezo hapo juu? How are you though my brother?


Na hizo macho zako kubwa kama za tumbili u can see the answer to my question in the quote above?

Shame on you

...I think, in my opinion you should not be allowed to sire children because that would be the greatest disservice one could make to the human kind! The world cant afford to have your genes around...
...Waiting!!!..


I would have done bad things to you were you not a product of incest!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly pewa kamoja...


Nimejijazia!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
digitek1
#17 Posted : Friday, December 12, 2014 10:43:46 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 1,797
Location: Kenya
Swenani wrote:
shocks wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Next dec i.e. in 2015, it will be taking just 4hrs from nbi to mbs by reli. Yaani you will be overtaking those coast buses mpaka they look like they are heading in the opposite direction.


A more realistic dec. is 2017


a more practical date is Dec 2018

As PLO would say..Afropessimists smile
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
Atalaku
#18 Posted : Friday, December 12, 2014 12:13:03 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 1,063
Location: Kenya
digitek1 wrote:
Swenani wrote:
shocks wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Next dec i.e. in 2015, it will be taking just 4hrs from nbi to mbs by reli. Yaani you will be overtaking those coast buses mpaka they look like they are heading in the opposite direction.


A more realistic dec. is 2017


a more practical date is Dec 2018

As PLO would say..Afropessimists smile

Asi... you should see the kind of work happening between kiu and mombasa...early 2016...
masukuma
#19 Posted : Monday, May 14, 2018 9:34:35 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
Checkout the legroom on this train

All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Impunity
#20 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2018 5:57:44 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
How does he see where he is going ?
The train driver
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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