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Atalaku
#51 Posted : Saturday, December 06, 2014 10:03:50 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 1,063
Location: Kenya
alma wrote:
@jaggerman asante sana

Haki hii ndio sumu yangu.

Had a horrible day with no internet. Entered a nakumatt and had two...Found myself in a cyber.

Because of mama watoto I have to put my mind on ice....Was thinking of bendover...lakini simu ingine ikipotea itakuwa balaa.

Eisshhh hii dio abayo nirikuwa nikitafuta

Aiiiiiiiiiiii...bwana...I thought you had permanently fpund a home in ' lingala ya yesu'. That should go down in history as the shortest 'kanyari' life one has ever lived...! .
....secondly I thought after finding it a waste of time to go round nyayo roundabout but instead just cut through and damage the Zuku advert...hence finding yourself petched on top of those stones...I thought ulieachia bendover @jaggernaut...
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washiku
#52 Posted : Saturday, December 06, 2014 10:13:50 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Wamunyota wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Swenani wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
kysse wrote:
@ Butter,come here quick! Your Gender is on Trial.


Money has been poured....Sad

smile


Are you a she,he or Audrey?

Eish swenani, hata kama ni njaa. An answer has already been provided. Let him who has eyes see...

Anaiita individual social responsibility.

He should change his name to Wakanyotu.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Impunity
#53 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 12:16:02 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
mkenyan wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Swenani wrote:
butterflyke wrote:
kysse wrote:
@ Butter,come here quick! Your Gender is on Trial.


Money has been poured....Sad

smile


Are you a she,he or Audrey?

Eish swenani, hata kama ni njaa. An answer has already been provided. Let him who has eyes see...

wahhh! butterflyke is a he! Sad Sad


I demand all the instances nimewahikumumeezea.

Sad Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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jaggernaut
#54 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 11:29:03 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
alma wrote:
@jaggerman asante sana

Haki hii ndio sumu yangu.

Had a horrible day with no internet. Entered a nakumatt and had two...Found myself in a cyber.

Because of mama watoto I have to put my mind on ice....Was thinking of bendover...lakini simu ingine ikipotea itakuwa balaa.

Eisshhh hii dio abayo nirikuwa nikitafuta


You are most welcome. Always happy to help a brother out. But never ever do 3+ with that thing. Never say i never told you so. Cheers.
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Wainadi
#55 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 2:52:50 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/6/2013
Posts: 640
Went for my usual Bavaria at my depot, they were out of stpck I opted for Faxe 10%. I am now on my second can, they cost Kshs140
Its all good.
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jaggernaut
#56 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 3:05:21 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Wainadi wrote:
Went for my usual Bavaria at my depot, they were out of stpck I opted for Faxe 10%. I am now on my second can, they cost Kshs140


Wachia hapo tafadhari and head home straight. Usiseme hukuambiwo.
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Wainadi
#57 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 3:32:36 PM
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Joined: 8/6/2013
Posts: 640
jaggernaut wrote:
Wainadi wrote:
Went for my usual Bavaria at my depot, they were out of stpck I opted for Faxe 10%. I am now on my second can, they cost Kshs140


Wachia hapo tafadhari and head home straight. Usiseme hukuambiwo.

Niko ya tatu nikiwa home.
Its all good.
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alma
#58 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 3:35:31 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
Atalaku wrote:
alma wrote:
@jaggerman asante sana

Haki hii ndio sumu yangu.

Had a horrible day with no internet. Entered a nakumatt and had two...Found myself in a cyber.

Because of mama watoto I have to put my mind on ice....Was thinking of bendover...lakini simu ingine ikipotea itakuwa balaa.

Eisshhh hii dio abayo nirikuwa nikitafuta

Aiiiiiiiiiiii...bwana...I thought you had permanently fpund a home in ' lingala ya yesu'. That should go down in history as the shortest 'kanyari' life one has ever lived...! .
....secondly I thought after finding it a waste of time to go round nyayo roundabout but instead just cut through and damage the Zuku advert...hence finding yourself petched on top of those stones...I thought ulieachia bendover @jaggernaut...


Where is this wazua spirit?

Hii ni matusi.

Just because I damaged Zuku ads doesn't make me evil. They have the worst cable I've ever seen. I was doing this country a favor.

Mr. Jaggernaut, I have 3 of your's weka kwa bill yangu. That shit rocks.

Now we have to figure out how to get mcreggea and impunity from their jamesons.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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jaggernaut
#59 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 6:03:36 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Wainadi wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Wainadi wrote:
Went for my usual Bavaria at my depot, they were out of stpck I opted for Faxe 10%. I am now on my second can, they cost Kshs140


Wachia hapo tafadhari and head home straight. Usiseme hukuambiwo.

Niko ya tatu nikiwa home.


That is ok. But don't sumbua mama watoto saa hii it's still very early hata giza haijaingia.
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jaggernaut
#60 Posted : Sunday, December 07, 2014 6:05:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
alma wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
alma wrote:
@jaggerman asante sana

Haki hii ndio sumu yangu.

Had a horrible day with no internet. Entered a nakumatt and had two...Found myself in a cyber.

Because of mama watoto I have to put my mind on ice....Was thinking of bendover...lakini simu ingine ikipotea itakuwa balaa.

Eisshhh hii dio abayo nirikuwa nikitafuta

Aiiiiiiiiiiii...bwana...I thought you had permanently fpund a home in ' lingala ya yesu'. That should go down in history as the shortest 'kanyari' life one has ever lived...! .
....secondly I thought after finding it a waste of time to go round nyayo roundabout but instead just cut through and damage the Zuku advert...hence finding yourself petched on top of those stones...I thought ulieachia bendover @jaggernaut...


Where is this wazua spirit?

Hii ni matusi.

Just because I damaged Zuku ads doesn't make me evil. They have the worst cable I've ever seen. I was doing this country a favor.

Mr. Jaggernaut, I have 3 of your's weka kwa bill yangu. That shit rocks.

Now we have to figure out how to get mcreggea and impunity from their jamesons.


Sawa thanks, tuma kwa mpesa.
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