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Peculiar Diasporan habits
Wakanyugi
#21 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 2:43:34 PM
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ecstacy wrote:
As for the ladies who return, what's with lecturing EVERYONE in customer service whilst on tweng mode??


Add that perennial, annoying question: "And how much is that in dallars?" (said with a tweng of course).
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MKWASI
#22 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 3:07:12 PM
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Some come with those funny dreads...when asked; he retorted " watu wote wako hivo huko"


theman192000
#23 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 3:46:59 PM
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MKWASI wrote:
Some come with those funny dreads...when asked; he retorted " watu wote wako hivo huko"




More like the bratha cannot afford a weekly haircut.
urstill1
#24 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 3:49:11 PM
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theman192000 wrote:
MKWASI wrote:
Some come with those funny dreads...when asked; he retorted " watu wote wako hivo huko"




More like the bratha cannot afford a weekly haircut.


Paying $25 for haircut(no beards) yet you earn $8/hr gross is not easy as you think.
KulaRaha
#25 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 3:58:52 PM
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Another observation is when you ask what they're doing back in the diaspora, its so vague....

Oh I manage some buildings = janitor
Im in hospitality = flipping burgers at McDees

Just say what you do...unless....:)
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digitek1
#26 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 4:13:03 PM
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toward the end of their stay when they have maxed out their credit cards, they tend to ask for soft loans which they take long to repay once back majuu Laughing out loudly
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kysse
#27 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 4:56:46 PM
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kueni wapole. Kiash might change his mind
Impunity
#28 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 5:22:35 PM
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Impunity
#29 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 5:26:26 PM
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KulaRaha wrote:
Another observation is when you ask what they're doing back in the diaspora, its so vague....

Oh I manage some buildings = janitor
Im in hospitality = flipping burgers at McDees

Just say what you do...unless....:)



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AlphDoti
#30 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 6:28:13 PM
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ecstacy wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town.

Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home.

Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc).

They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English.

Share your observations.

All for a good laugh! smile

Can't these brothers wear clothes that fit? Once a hommie, always a hommie?

Or is it anatomy of these fellows? I hear they are actually two guys carrying each other.
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