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Othelo wrote:jaggernaut wrote:McReggae wrote:Faxe, retails at Kes 180/- at my local, good value for money!!! It's 155 bob at Nakumatt. Will try this out this weekend, feedback Sunday masaa ya hangover!!! I strongly advice that you do not go beyond 3 cans since 1 can is the equivalent of 3 tuskers.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/6/2009 Posts: 587
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Atalaku wrote:Baratang wrote:mkenyan wrote:Baratang wrote:jaggernaut wrote:I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck. jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!! it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing? Hapaana!! Hata kama wewe uko na nyege, you do not stand at your neighbours door and shout "hey neighbour I have nyege big time and I will land on my wife to take that nyege away!!!!!!!" @baratang...dude it is never that serious. ..kwani as Shakespeare would put it ..'you f*** by the book...?'. Usichukue maisha vile kiserious saaana... @Atalaku Anything landing has to be taken very serious bwana especially where a woman is concerned. Why? 1. You may loose your pine tree in the process. You have heard and read this before. 2. It can make your hard earned wealth disappear overnight. You have heard this before. 3. It can make you commit suicide and murder. You have heard and read this before. 4. It can make you eat grass. You have heard this before. 5. .... 6. ....
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Baratang wrote:Atalaku wrote:Baratang wrote:mkenyan wrote:Baratang wrote:jaggernaut wrote:I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck. jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!! it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing? Hapaana!! Hata kama wewe uko na nyege, you do not stand at your neighbours door and shout "hey neighbour I have nyege big time and I will land on my wife to take that nyege away!!!!!!!" @baratang...dude it is never that serious. ..kwani as Shakespeare would put it ..'you f*** by the book...?'. Usichukue maisha vile kiserious saaana... @Atalaku Anything landing has to be taken very serious bwana especially where a woman is concerned. Why? 1. You may loose your pine tree in the process. You have heard and read this before. 2. It can make your hard earned wealth disappear overnight. You have heard this before. 3. It can make you commit suicide and murder. You have heard and read this before. 4. It can make you eat grass. You have heard this before. 5. It can make you ejaculate.You have heard this before6. .... If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528
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jaggernaut wrote:Othelo wrote:jaggernaut wrote:McReggae wrote:Faxe, retails at Kes 180/- at my local, good value for money!!! It's 155 bob at Nakumatt. Will try this out this weekend, feedback Sunday masaa ya hangover!!! I strongly advice that you do not go beyond 3 cans since 1 can is the equivalent of 3 tuskers. Satos i can comfortably do 15 pilis in a seating before flinching but wacha nitasema results hapa. How different is it from Tuborg! Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Baratang wrote:Swenani wrote:mkenyan wrote:Baratang wrote:jaggernaut wrote:I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck. jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!! it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing? Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu Is @Butterflyke a He, she or he/she??? Wapi jibu?  possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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maka wrote:Baratang wrote:Swenani wrote:mkenyan wrote:Baratang wrote:jaggernaut wrote:I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck. jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!! it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing? Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu Is @Butterflyke a He, she or he/she??? Wapi jibu? butterflyke wrote:His smile His clean-shaven headed His goatee His eloquent conviction What can a gal say?  butterflyke wrote:ZZE123 wrote:butterflyke wrote:His smile His clean-shaven headed His goatee His eloquent conviction What can a gal say? He is not married and does not drink – I could hook you up. @ZZE you know these are matters of gravity sasa utafanya nikuulize your email address re his suspected vice, can we just have our adonis moment without speculative blemishes? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Swenani wrote:maka wrote:Baratang wrote:Swenani wrote:mkenyan wrote:Baratang wrote:jaggernaut wrote:I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck. jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!! it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing? Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu Is @Butterflyke a He, she or he/she??? Wapi jibu? butterflyke wrote:His smile His clean-shaven headed His goatee His eloquent conviction What can a gal say? butterflyke wrote:ZZE123 wrote:butterflyke wrote:His smile His clean-shaven headed His goatee His eloquent conviction What can a gal say? He is not married and does not drink – I could hook you up. @ZZE you know these are matters of gravity sasa utafanya nikuulize your email address re his suspected vice, can we just have our adonis moment without speculative blemishes? Thats misleading... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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maka wrote:Swenani wrote:maka wrote:Baratang wrote:Swenani wrote:mkenyan wrote:Baratang wrote:jaggernaut wrote:I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck. jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!! it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing? Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu Is @Butterflyke a He, she or he/she??? Wapi jibu? butterflyke wrote:His smile His clean-shaven headed His goatee His eloquent conviction What can a gal say? butterflyke wrote:ZZE123 wrote:butterflyke wrote:His smile His clean-shaven headed His goatee His eloquent conviction What can a gal say? He is not married and does not drink – I could hook you up. @ZZE you know these are matters of gravity sasa utafanya nikuulize your email address re his suspected vice, can we just have our adonis moment without speculative blemishes? Thats misleading... I can confidently say that @butterflyke is a she If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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@ Butter,come here quick! Your Gender is on Trial.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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kysse wrote:@ Butter,come here quick! Your Gender is on Trial.
Hata Kysse anajua kysse wrote:butterflyke wrote:kysse wrote:Seriously?? jesus! He is caressing the woman's bare breasts on the pulpit??????????????????? a woman his mother's age?? eti toa nione,she turns,and he asks, unaogopa watu lakini sio pastor,laughs like hyena, squeezes them and asks again unaskia aje???? woi woi kenyans are finished.  pukes,pukes and pukes again!!! By the beginning tomorrow I am Amina Makfudh. Very shameful...he was forcing her to expose herself infront of the congregation.....sadly, this type of religion is like pyramids schemes - Kenyans cannot step away from them no matter how many times we are warned. The angle from the forensic psychologist was insightful... Re Amina Makfudh, I was wondering what was going through Ali's mind throughout the investigation.... alhamdulilahi العالم الممزق  no need to ask that,my sister.pbuh. tuendelee kuswali. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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