wazua Mon, May 4, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

13 Pages<1234>»
Faxe 10% beer
Swenani
#11 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 8:38:08 AM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
mkenyan wrote:
Baratang wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck.


jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!!

it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing?


Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Baratang
#12 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 8:48:30 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/6/2009
Posts: 587
mkenyan wrote:
Baratang wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck.


jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!!

it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing?


Hapaana!! Hata kama wewe uko na nyege, you do not stand at your neighbours door and shout "hey neighbour I have nyege big time and I will land on my wife to take that nyege away!!!!!!!"
Baratang
#13 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 8:52:04 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/6/2009
Posts: 587
Swenani wrote:
mkenyan wrote:
Baratang wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck.


jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!!

it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing?


Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu


Is @Butterflyke a He, she or he/she???
McReggae
#14 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 9:02:19 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Faxe, retails at Kes 180/- at my local, good value for money!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Swenani
#15 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 9:23:48 AM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Baratang wrote:
Swenani wrote:
mkenyan wrote:
Baratang wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck.


jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!!

it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing?


Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu


Is @Butterflyke a He, she or he/she???


Ende angalia alafu give us the feedback
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
jaggernaut
#16 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 9:48:58 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
McReggae wrote:
Faxe, retails at Kes 180/- at my local, good value for money!!!


It's 155 bob at Nakumatt.
Othelo
#17 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 9:54:22 AM
Rank: User

Joined: 1/20/2014
Posts: 3,528
jaggernaut wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Faxe, retails at Kes 180/- at my local, good value for money!!!


It's 155 bob at Nakumatt.

Will try this out this weekend, feedback Sunday masaa ya hangover!!!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Baratang
#18 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 9:57:39 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/6/2009
Posts: 587
Swenani wrote:
Baratang wrote:
Swenani wrote:
mkenyan wrote:
Baratang wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck.


jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!!

it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing?


Bratanga talk to @Butterflyke nicely anaweza peawewe varu varu


Is @Butterflyke a He, she or he/she???


Ende angalia alafu give us the feedback


Some jobs are just too risky especially when you are not sure what is in the forest.

You may enter with your milking tools only to find that there is only elephant bulls!

No no!! Far too dangerous!!
McReggae
#19 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 10:01:31 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
:
jaggernaut wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Faxe, retails at Kes 180/- at my local, good value for money!!!


It's 155 bob at Nakumatt.


smile The local must also make some margin!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Atalaku
#20 Posted : Thursday, December 04, 2014 10:03:02 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 1,063
Location: Kenya
Baratang wrote:
mkenyan wrote:
Baratang wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
I always like sampling the different kinds of beers sold at Nakumatt. So today i got myself some 4 cans of faxe. Oh my.......that thing can knock out an elephant. The beer is brewed in Denmark and has an alcohol content of 10% (NB Tusker is only 4.2%). Never taken such strong beer. My head is currently spinning. And it must be containing some viagra since i can feel the joto going up. Let me sweet talk wifey and see if i can get the "goods" to bring the temp down, though she really hates alcohol. Wish me luck.


jinga wewe!!! So you want us to applaud you for getting nyege from bloody f***s....oh sorry faxe beer...seems like your wifey has no other purpose apart from bringing your urge down when you are drunk...Poor lady!!!

it is night time jagga is horny. do you expect him to discuss politics with the wife? all the time? ama it is just kiwaru from you due to lack of landing?


Hapaana!! Hata kama wewe uko na nyege, you do not stand at your neighbours door and shout "hey neighbour I have nyege big time and I will land on my wife to take that nyege away!!!!!!!"

@baratang...dude it is never that serious. ..kwani as Shakespeare would put it ..'you f*** by the book...?'. Usichukue maisha vile kiserious saaana...
13 Pages<1234>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.