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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/19/2011 Posts: 1,694
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kiash wrote:kysse wrote:kiash are you coming home for christmas?
Are you going to shagz for krissi? 
“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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KulaRaha wrote:I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh!  Can't these brothers wear clothes that fit? Once a hommie, always a hommie?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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kiash wrote:KulaRaha wrote:I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English.Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Kwani you work at the posta ? Start another thread coz when you go to shagz the people there say the same thing about you (If you were born there and moved to the citi after) Anyway sitetei mtu . I also laughed when some guy in a lost state was talking about going back to Kenya in a borrowed accent. I agree, when the Nairobians come back to Eremo village, they disturb us.They insist they cannot take ordinary water and are seen carrying mineral water, some who used to go to bushes to defecate and used leaves to wipe their behinds now insist on their kids using toilets and cannot allow their kids to use latrines plus so many other bad things!!!!!!! These Nairobians!!!!!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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kiash wrote:ZZE123 wrote:Uchungu wa kulipa bills (Except alcohol) when they are here!! What bills pwana? out here people pay for elec + gas (heating winter + cooking) house insurance (sijui kaama iko Kenya) car maintenance, (when you go to a garage you pay per hour of labour) phone, internet health insurance (not that one for NHIF) + many more so when you talk of bills  So when you come to Kenya you stay in some ones house with your entire family from huku kwenyu for a month and you do not contribute a cent!!!  The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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ecstacy wrote:KulaRaha wrote:I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Can't these brothers wear clothes that fit? Once a hommie, always a hommie? I know one who needs a road with a width of 1 metre to walk and walks as if the earth surface has electricity shocks If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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Swenani wrote:ecstacy wrote:KulaRaha wrote:I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Can't these brothers wear clothes that fit? Once a hommie, always a hommie? I know one who needs a road with a width of 1 metre to walk and walks as if the earth surface has electricity shocks i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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harrydre wrote:Swenani wrote:ecstacy wrote:KulaRaha wrote:I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Can't these brothers wear clothes that fit? Once a hommie, always a hommie? I know one who needs a road with a width of 1 metre to walk and walks as if the earth surface has electricity shocks Don't even get me started on summer bunnies who are practically wazees wearing those oversized caps, the Ebony and Skylux owner is a typical example. Alirudi Kenya but NY has never left his head. NB: I respect the man's achievements otherwise, ni nguo tu.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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As for the ladies who return, what's with lecturing EVERYONE in customer service whilst on tweng mode??
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739
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Did I hear him tweng while singing?? Comes out rather fake. Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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