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KulaRaha		#1 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 4:41:17 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514		I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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sheri		#2 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 4:52:34 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 4/11/2007 Posts: 694		KulaRaha wrote: I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Ha! one was suprised guys are so busy these days. Hata mtu wakukaa na yeye kwa nyumba hakuna. We leave the house at 6AM and back at 7pm. When he complained my auntie was like " the 2k you send after 6 months is not enough for us to sit here the whole day listening to your stories.
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alma		#3 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 5:00:39 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432		sheri wrote: KulaRaha wrote: I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Ha! one was suprised guys are so busy these days. Hata mtu wakukaa na yeye kwa nyumba hakuna. We leave the house at 6AM and back at 7pm. When he complained my auntie was like " the 2k you send after 6 months is not enough for us to sit here the whole day listening to your stories. Sheri, I allowed you to keep the 2k. Why bring it up here? Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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kysse		#4 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 5:11:39 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		kiash are you coming home for christmas?
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Robinhood		#5 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 6:11:19 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/11/2008 Posts: 2,306		kysse wrote: kiash are you coming home for christmas? Christmas is when the niqqa makes some cash when Wazungu are relaxing... Pole Kiash Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Wainadi		#6 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 6:38:17 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/6/2013 Posts: 640		Bringing electronics as gifts some of which are incompatible with the Kenyan system. Without consulting the receivers. Its all good.
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kiash		#7 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 6:46:42 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 951 Location: Nyumbani		KulaRaha wrote: I've noticed there is a huge chunk of RTS (Return To Sender) diaspora types back in town. Most claim to be back home so they can "feel grounded" and miss home. Yet when you hear their conversations, they spend most of their time telling us how things were so much better back in X ( for X use SA, USA, UK, Canada, Dubai etc). They also make fun of local ethnic accents, while they talk in fake twangs that sound nothing like English. Share your observations. All for a good laugh! Kwani you work at the posta ? Start another thread coz when you go to shagz the people there say the same thing about you (If you were born there and moved to the citi after) Anyway sitetei mtu . I also laughed when some guy in a lost state was talking about going back to Kenya in a borrowed accent.
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kiash		#8 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 6:48:32 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 951 Location: Nyumbani		kysse wrote: kiash are you coming home for christmas? Are you going to shagz for krissi?
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ZZE123		#9 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 6:50:40 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490		Uchungu wa kulipa bills (Except alcohol) when they are here!! The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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kiash		#10 Posted : Wednesday, December 03, 2014 6:58:49 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/27/2010 Posts: 951 Location: Nyumbani		ZZE123 wrote: Uchungu wa kulipa bills (Except alcohol) when they are here!! What bills pwana? out here people pay for elec + gas (heating winter + cooking) house insurance (sijui kaama iko Kenya) car maintenance, (when you go to a garage you pay per hour of labour) phone, internet health insurance (not that one for NHIF) + many more so when you talk of bills
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