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AlphDoti
#2281 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 3:00:52 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Angelica _ann wrote:
washiku wrote:
Ngong wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
quicksand wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Ngong wrote:
qooler wrote:



Haya!merc benz

Yep! Chida ya the new middo class and their ex japan/UK merc mitumbas. The 10yr old merc is on 5yr sacco loan, wifey has just delivered at aga khan courtesy of his employer's medical cover, and the guy just drove from his langata rented apartment to eastlando to scavage for the baby cot since he can't afford one at 20k at nakumatt mega. And he parked his merc at some distance from the workshop so that the fundi doesn't see it and think the guy is moneyed. Now you know why he can't afford the 2-3k needed to hire a pickup to ferry the baby cot home.

It should be made a crime to drive a merc that's not bought new at Dt dobie. These mitumba driving wabenzi wannabes are giving genuine Dt dobie merc owners a bad name. Siku hizi even the traffic cops at road blocks no longer salute Benz owners since they could be saluting junior employees who live hapo donholm.

Kila nyani na starehe zake. Shame on you Shame on you It is a free country and as long as it is, the ex-Japan Merc and 'your Merc' from DT Dobie will share the same streets. Kwani did he come ask you for money to buy the Merc?

You know, not to sound snobbish or something, but @jaggernaut has put it the way it should be. You should use the right tool for the right work. I mean, this guy would have even come to borrow my pickup, I would give him to fuel. Can you imagine this guy taking that merc car to the farm to pull a trailer!

Yenyewe if the only pick-up available was yours, I'd also do the same... or even carry it on my back! Na ukianza kunipatia long unwinding stories of pbuy, or American conspiracies? Na matusid'oh!


smile smile smile
The love between the two of you is amazing!


Hahahasmile would like to see the two in one bar at the counter to be specific!

None of them can be in a bar. So chose a different venue for them please.smile

SJ/MG

@mukiri, I won't even let you touch my pickup at any price. You see our list of halal products does not include sex toys which you might want to transport with it. So forget it Shame on you
Mukiri
#2282 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 4:08:50 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
washiku wrote:

@Alph's comment above is below the belt/not halal!!

@Ann/Makelele .. What would I be doing in Sabina or Modern?

Proverbs 19:21
Impunity
#2283 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 4:31:46 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
washiku wrote:
Ngong wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
quicksand wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Ngong wrote:
qooler wrote:



Haya!merc benz

Yep! Chida ya the new middo class and their ex japan/UK merc mitumbas. The 10yr old merc is on 5yr sacco loan, wifey has just delivered at aga khan courtesy of his employer's medical cover, and the guy just drove from his langata rented apartment to eastlando to scavage for the baby cot since he can't afford one at 20k at nakumatt mega. And he parked his merc at some distance from the workshop so that the fundi doesn't see it and think the guy is moneyed. Now you know why he can't afford the 2-3k needed to hire a pickup to ferry the baby cot home.

It should be made a crime to drive a merc that's not bought new at Dt dobie. These mitumba driving wabenzi wannabes are giving genuine Dt dobie merc owners a bad name. Siku hizi even the traffic cops at road blocks no longer salute Benz owners since they could be saluting junior employees who live hapo donholm.

Kila nyani na starehe zake. Shame on you Shame on you It is a free country and as long as it is, the ex-Japan Merc and 'your Merc' from DT Dobie will share the same streets. Kwani did he come ask you for money to buy the Merc?

You know, not to sound snobbish or something, but @jaggernaut has put it the way it should be. You should use the right tool for the right work. I mean, this guy would have even come to borrow my pickup, I would give him to fuel. Can you imagine this guy taking that merc car to the farm to pull a trailer!

Yenyewe if the only pick-up available was yours, I'd also do the same... or even carry it on my back! Na ukianza kunipatia long unwinding stories of pbuy, or American conspiracies? Na matusid'oh!


smile smile smile
The love between the two of you is amazing!


Hahahasmile would like to see the two in one bar at the counter to be specific!

None of them can be in a bar. So chose a different venue for them please.smile

SJ/MG

@mukiri, I won't even let you touch my pickup at any price. You see our list of halal products does not include sex toys which you might want to transport with it. So forget it Shame on you


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AlphDoti
#2284 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 5:17:58 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Mukiri wrote:
washiku wrote:

@Alph's comment above is below the belt/not halal!!

@Ann/Makelele .. What would I be doing in Sabina or Modern?

No bad intention really bro, let us do below Sad
butterflyke
#2285 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 7:12:18 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
dunkang
#2286 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 8:03:23 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Swenani
#2287 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 9:14:38 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
butterflyke wrote:


I know this place very well
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kysse
#2288 Posted : Thursday, November 27, 2014 11:45:52 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
washiku
#2289 Posted : Friday, November 28, 2014 7:44:44 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
washiku
#2290 Posted : Friday, November 28, 2014 8:00:28 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
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