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The tragi-comedy of the blue pill
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Euge
#21 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:01:44 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


I hope its just a story.
Lord, thank you!
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Mukiri
#22 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:15:59 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Wages of sin

Ndio hio mtu wangu...Lakini usome Biblia vizuri...Didn't I see you raise your hand up when the Pastor asked those who had read the BOOK of Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible to raise up their hands? You did not only raise your hand up but also stood up confidently showing how good you are. I know you are not the only pharisee around who makes himself look good and others bad! That was a total embarrassment.

Far from it, I'm no angel. As with most Christians, we try what we can do, to trust and obey... and be our brother's keepers. Good job in encouraging people to stop fornicating and adultery.Applause

Proverbs 19:21
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Swenani
#23 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:18:14 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Pole @ZZE123!!! How is it living without sex?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Atalaku
#24 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:25:26 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Wages of sin

Ndio hio mtu wangu...Lakini usome Biblia vizuri...Didn't I see you raise your hand up when the Pastor asked those who had read the BOOK of Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible to raise up their hands? You did not only raise your hand up but also stood up confidently showing how good you are. I know you are not the only pharisee around who makes himself look good and others bad! That was a total embarrassment.

Far from it, I'm no angel. As with most Christians, we try what we can do, to trust and obey... and be our brother's keepers. Good job in encouraging people to stop fornicating and adultery.Applause

Bro... for once we are friends. Kundos...
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Atalaku
#25 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:27:22 PM
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Euge wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


I hope its just a story.

These are not stories. These things are real..
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radio
#26 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:28:17 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Amputated? Like how...

But I see a biz opp here for a reverse strategy... like a small hammer to hit the ankle or something Laughing out loudly
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Atalaku
#27 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 2:29:14 PM
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Swenani wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


Pole @ZZE123!!! How is it living without sex?

You use your toes and other non-lethal implements...
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Angelica _ann
#28 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:19:59 PM
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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FundamentAli
#29 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:25:54 PM
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Atalaku wrote:
It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.


Why are you bringing up this story now? d'oh!
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Am
#30 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 4:00:31 PM
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ZZE123 wrote:
I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!!


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