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Atalaku
#1 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:10:55 AM
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It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.
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yosie14
#2 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:22:02 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.


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littledove
#3 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:27:44 AM
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yosie14 wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.


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Atalaku
#4 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:51:12 AM
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This is a true story and i have told it before here... An man in my county town popped up the pill, took a girl to a room undressed and started 'farming' the girl. He could not even count up five brfore he started foaming in the mouth. The girl dressed up and ran to look for help. When they came back they found the man dead...with his dick completely upright and still shaking, like a generator pumping water...Excessive blood was flowing to yhst very part only... The townspeople still say he died a happyman!
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Am
#5 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 9:53:41 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
This is a true story and i have told it before here... An man in my county town popped up the pill, took a girl to a room undressed and started 'farming' the girl. He could not even count up five brfore he started foaming in the mouth. The girl dressed up and ran to look for help. When they came back they found the man dead...with his dick completely upright and still shaking, like a generator pumping water...Excessive blood was flowing to yhst very part only... The townspeople still say he died a happyman!


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streetwise
#6 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:03:21 AM
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Yes he needs help..
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Mukiri
#7 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:10:36 AM
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Wages of sin

Proverbs 19:21
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Atalaku
#8 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:17:50 AM
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streetwise wrote:
Yes he needs help..

Mbloo... I dont want you to land (literally and metaphorically) into trouble when I can help in good time. A stitch in time saves nine!
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Swenani
#9 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:19:40 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
This is a true story and i have told it before here... An man in my county town popped up the pill, took a girl to a room undressed and started 'farming' the girl. He could not even count up five brfore he started foaming in the mouth. The girl dressed up and ran to look for help. When they came back they found the man dead...with his dick completely upright and still shaking, like a generator pumping water...Excessive blood was flowing to yhst very part only... The townspeople still say he died a happyman!

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Atalaku
#10 Posted : Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:45:10 AM
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Mukiri wrote:
Wages of sin

Ndio hio mtu wangu...Lakini usome Biblia vizuri...Didn't I see you raise your hand up when the Pastor asked those who had read the BOOK of Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible to raise up their hands? You did not only raise your hand up but also stood up confidently showing how good you are. I know you are not the only pharisee around who makes himself look good and others bad! That was a total embarrassment.
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