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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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This is a true story and i have told it before here... An man in my county town popped up the pill, took a girl to a room undressed and started 'farming' the girl. He could not even count up five brfore he started foaming in the mouth. The girl dressed up and ran to look for help. When they came back they found the man dead...with his dick completely upright and still shaking, like a generator pumping water...Excessive blood was flowing to yhst very part only... The townspeople still say he died a happyman!
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streetwise wrote:Yes he needs help.. Mbloo... I dont want you to land (literally and metaphorically) into trouble when I can help in good time. A stitch in time saves nine!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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Mukiri wrote:Wages of sin Ndio hio mtu wangu...Lakini usome Biblia vizuri...Didn't I see you raise your hand up when the Pastor asked those who had read the BOOK of Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible to raise up their hands? You did not only raise your hand up but also stood up confidently showing how good you are. I know you are not the only pharisee around who makes himself look good and others bad! That was a total embarrassment.
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Or one could try some "bendover". By the time you get home the "rock hard' plane is threatening to rip your zip apart.  NB: Dancing also makes one fit and keeps the heart in tip top condition.
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Atalaku wrote:It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill. Doc...wud you say it wud be much better if we kept off all manner of them aphrodisiacs... mayb we might start thinking with the upper heads funny though..real funny
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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Atalaku wrote:This is a true story and i have told it before here... An man in my county town popped up the pill, took a girl to a room undressed and started 'farming' the girl. He could not even count up five brfore he started foaming in the mouth. The girl dressed up and ran to look for help. When they came back they found the man dead...with his dick completely upright and still shaking, like a generator pumping water...Excessive blood was flowing to yhst very part only... The townspeople still say he died a happyman! would the man be dead but the blood is still pumping ama hii ni effect ya raw ..... what's that you were eating again?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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Wendz wrote:Atalaku wrote:This is a true story and i have told it before here... An man in my county town popped up the pill, took a girl to a room undressed and started 'farming' the girl. He could not even count up five brfore he started foaming in the mouth. The girl dressed up and ran to look for help. When they came back they found the man dead...with his dick completely upright and still shaking, like a generator pumping water...Excessive blood was flowing to yhst very part only... The townspeople still say he died a happyman! would the man be dead but the blood is still pumping ama hii ni effect ya raw ..... what's that you were eating again? Yes...the man was dead completely ( as Id Amin) would put it... but the ninio was very upright and vibrating... blood was flowing very fast to that part...tuliona maajabu... there are still things that are alive even when one has been clinically pronounced dead...hii ulimwengu iko na maajabu... The girl was a young lass... fit to be his grand daughter... and so he took more than is necessary to demolish the goods! ...I was eating raw cassava with sour goat milk... I am telling that is the thing...You may need to recommend that to somebody!!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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Muheani wrote:Atalaku wrote:It is no secret that the blue pill has become part of dinner for some men who have refused to eat raw cassava, groundnuts, pumpkins and other assorted natural aphrodisiacs. Now these lazy people who want their dicks to wake up without effort and dig like a caterpillar are buying this stuff over the counters without proper instructions on how to use them. Their doctors cant prescribe the 'blue chip' because they are aware of their high blood presure and other medical complications. So they pick it up from the chemists and sign their death sentences.
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I am writing this from my village where I am eating raw cassava for breakfast and I am telling you the dick is threatening to tear off my trouser...the same way I am seeing seedlings popping off the soil searching for sunlight. If you need a supply of cassava let me know. Whatever you do keep off the blue pill. Doc...wud you say it wud be much better if we kept off all manner of them aphrodisiacs... mayb we might start thinking with the upper heads funny though..real funny My bro @maheani. ..hio kitu ilianza wakati wa Adamu na Eve...so it is very difficult not to indulge. Maybe you need to petition God to get rid of Mr Dick and Miss Pussy. Then peace will return. Na saaaasaa mimi nimeiluwa daktari?
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I heard a story of a young guy who used the pill during his honeymoon. The couple enjoyed the moment for a long while but “Jonny” refused to go back to sleep. Then blood clotted and “Jonny” had to be amputated!! The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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