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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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The thread's title is pretty confusing. From north to south pole.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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Swenani wrote:Just visit a fish parlour instead of rubbing your dick on an ass Kwani I am the only guy who knows how to have fun around here? What do you guys do when you go for "furahiday saa ya phombe", Ramogi night, Mulembe night, mugithi etc? Do you hide at a corner as you sip your tusker then go home? I enjoy myself to the fullest, and I like to combine my phombe with some dancing. 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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Impunity wrote:jaggernaut wrote:And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi. I can feel that!  You mean mama watoto is from Nyeri or why fear??At this rate you may end up dying a one wife man with only three or so children.Take charge of your homestead!!!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,264
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jaggernaut wrote:Swenani wrote:Just visit a fish parlour instead of rubbing your dick on an ass Kwani I am the only guy who knows how to have fun around here? What do you guys do when you go for "furahiday saa ya phombe", Ramogi night, Mulembe night, mugithi etc? Do you hide at a corner as you sip your tusker then go home? I enjoy myself to the fullest, and I like to combine my phombe with some dancing. @jag people here are just sadistic . Vunja mifupa kama bado meno iko Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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Mukiri wrote: Where is @Alph to pray for some shameless people? Bragging about perversion while quoting God's Holy Word. Maybe @Alph should start <<<HERE.>>>
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/30/2013 Posts: 659
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Ni ya ukweli, hadi inajipiga selfie. If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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@alma...you buy an original one from safaricom...then head to river road to get similar fake ones...zile hupimwa na kilo... @Jaggernaut...reminds me of 2002 when my pricey samsung phone went in a similar manner... I am enjoying life ar a joint in hurlingham. Am seated at a corner enjoying life... I spot two skets seated next to me who have been eyeing me every now and then. I invite them to join me. I buy them beer in plural and we chat and laugh. It is time to go home and I ask one of them to see me off. We end up in my car. She wearing a jeans skirt. I touch touch her and my hands find themselves between her thighs. ..there is nothing underneath. She holds me tight asking me to rub her some more and I oblige. She tells me it is time to go...she gives me a peck a d disappears into the alley. I head home feeling happy. I arrive home at midnight. I look for my phone...I cant find it...instinct tells me to check if my wallet is there in pocket... thank God it is still there. The following morning I head to safaricom ms road then to get another similar phone... ...wanaume hupiti mengi...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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Atalaku wrote:@alma...you buy an original one from safaricom...then head to river road to get similar fake ones...zile hupimwa na kilo... @Jaggernaut...reminds me of 2002 when my pricey samsung phone went in a similar manner... I am enjoying life ar a joint in hurlingham. Am seated at a corner enjoying life... I spot two skets seated next to me who have been eyeing me every now and then. I invite them to join me. I buy them beer in plural and we chat and laugh. It is time to go home and I ask one of them to see me off. We end up in my car. She wearing a jeans skirt. I touch touch her and my hands find themselves between her thighs. ..there is nothing underneath. She holds me tight asking me to rub her some more and I oblige. She tells me it is time to go...she gives me a peck a d disappears into the alley. I head home feeling happy. I arrive home at midnight. I look for my phone...I cant find it...instinct tells me to check if my wallet is there in pocket... thank God it is still there. The following morning I head to safaricom ms road then to get another similar phone... ...wanaume hupiti mengi... Kumbe tuko wengi. No wonder safaricom is always reporting billions in profits every year.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/11/2007 Posts: 1,680 Location: nairobi
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Wazua men who cant explain losing an item to their wo-MEN..Hah
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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@Jaggern... Download OneDrive application (available for both Windows phone and Android). Back up all your photos and important documents/files. These will always be available for re-download irrespective of how many times you change phones. It gives you a password protected access and the storage capacity is one TB..... "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/7/2007 Posts: 2,182
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Tebes wrote:@Jaggern...
Download OneDrive application (available for both Windows phone and Android). Back up all your photos and important documents/files.
These will always be available for re-download irrespective of how many times you change phones. It gives you a password protected access and the storage capacity is one TB..... do they charge for the space? LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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Tebes wrote:@Jaggern...
Download OneDrive application (available for both Windows phone and Android). Back up all your photos and important documents/files.
These will always be available for re-download irrespective of how many times you change phones. It gives you a password protected access and the storage capacity is one TB..... The loss happened some years back when the E62 was in vogue. Nowadays I always back up files and photos on Google Drive.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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kyt wrote:Tebes wrote:@Jaggern...
Download OneDrive application (available for both Windows phone and Android). Back up all your photos and important documents/files.
These will always be available for re-download irrespective of how many times you change phones. It gives you a password protected access and the storage capacity is one TB..... do they charge for the space? Absolutely free, same as Google Drive, save for some data connection/bundle when uploading or downloading. The beauty of smart phones. "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017
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Atalaku wrote:@alma...you buy an original one from safaricom...then head to river road to get similar fake ones...zile hupimwa na kilo... @Jaggernaut...reminds me of 2002 when my pricey samsung phone went in a similar manner... I am enjoying life ar a joint in hurlingham. Am seated at a corner enjoying life... I spot two skets seated next to me who have been eyeing me every now and then. I invite them to join me. I buy them beer in plural and we chat and laugh. It is time to go home and I ask one of them to see me off. We end up in my car. She wearing a jeans skirt. I touch touch her and my hands find themselves between her thighs. ..there is nothing underneath. She holds me tight asking me to rub her some more and I oblige. She tells me it is time to go...she gives me a peck a d disappears into the alley. I head home feeling happy. I arrive home at midnight. I look for my phone...I cant find it...instinct tells me to check if my wallet is there in pocket... thank God it is still there. The following morning I head to safaricom ms road then to get another similar phone... ...wanaume hupiti mengi...  I think we all agree losing a phone, wallet like this is acceptable. I am sure you would lose the phone over and over in the same fashion "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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I have been reading this thread for the whole day and am still not able to answer one hot query in my mind "Why is it hard to tell your wife you lost your phone in the bar? You need not have lost it to girls, after all when you go home smelling alcohol its obvious you were in a bar where a phone can be stolen anyway." You could even 'forget it on the table having been too drank' Anyway, maybe we are all handled differently by our wives.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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washiku wrote:I have been reading this thread for the whole day and am still not able to answer one hot query in my mind "Why is it hard to tell your wife you lost your phone in the bar? You need not have lost it to girls, after all when you go home smelling alcohol its obvious you were in a bar where a phone can be stolen anyway." You could even 'forget it on the table having been too drank' Anyway, maybe we are all handled differently by our wives. You are a true man!!!!!!
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mawinder wrote:washiku wrote:I have been reading this thread for the whole day and am still not able to answer one hot query in my mind "Why is it hard to tell your wife you lost your phone in the bar? You need not have lost it to girls, after all when you go home smelling alcohol its obvious you were in a bar where a phone can be stolen anyway." You could even 'forget it on the table having been too drank' Anyway, maybe we are all handled differently by our wives. You are a true man!!!!!! The Guilty are afraid In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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washiku wrote:I have been reading this thread for the whole day and am still not able to answer one hot query in my mind "Why is it hard to tell your wife you lost your phone in the bar? You need not have lost it to girls, after all when you go home smelling alcohol its obvious you were in a bar where a phone can be stolen anyway." You could even 'forget it on the table having been too drank' Anyway, maybe we are all handled differently by our wives. But how many times do you explain this?
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