So this chinese dude decides to surprise and impress the girlfriend. He buys 99 iphones that cost a total of 7m and lays them down into a heart shape. Gets his buds to take photos around them Like so

he then proposes and.....KABOOM! the girl says NO!

the problem is - one of the bud to take photos and zip zap the images appear of the chinese version of twitter. Poor guy!
Two explanations...
1) she must be an Android fangirl
2) this song actually makes sense
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!