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jaggernaut
#1 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 7:47:21 PM
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This is ridiculous. 106k for a simu? Damn! That's enough to buy me 100,000 mumias shares.

BTW I have lost 3 phones on the dance floor while doing bendover with college girls, and it really pained me. They somehow managed to access my pockets while i was busy rubbing my manhood on their buttocks (and fondling their sharp breasts) on the dance floor. Can't imagine them stealing my 106k phone, I'd burn the place down......and murder someone!
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MaichBlack
#2 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 8:01:52 PM
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That's why you need a wing man. He holds the phone and wallet while you go live the missing chunks of your Campus/College life.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I'm assuming you are not in Campus/College.

Or you could just get your self a girlfriend. A sweet, lovely African woman. And practice zero grazing....

Can you manage that?

Oh, we were talking about iphone 6 plus...

Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Swenani
#3 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 8:15:56 PM
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Just visit a fish parlour instead of rubbing your dick on an ass
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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jaggernaut
#4 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 8:30:58 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Just visit a fish parlour instead of rubbing your dick on an ass


Sometimes one is just enjoying their beer at the pub and minding their own business when you spot some nice fish which joins you and then after you have bought her some tusker malts or smirnoff black ice or heineken or snapps you both head to the dance floor to gyrate your hips/loins and have a good time. Then when you get home you realise that your phone is missing.
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MaichBlack
#5 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 8:39:52 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Just visit a fish parlour instead of rubbing your dick on an ass


Sometimes one is just enjoying their beer at the pub and minding their own business when you spot some nice fish which joins you and then after you have bought her some tusker malts or smirnoff black ice or heineken or snapps you both head to the dance floor to gyrate your hips/loins and have a good time. Then when you get home you realise that your phone is missing.

Nunua Nokia 3310 ya kuenda ulevi!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Mukiri
#6 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 8:40:53 PM
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Sad Where is @Alph to pray for some shameless people? Bragging about perversion while quoting God's Holy Word.

Proverbs 19:21
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jaggernaut
#7 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 8:53:51 PM
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And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.
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jaggernaut
#8 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 8:58:11 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Sad Where is @Alph to pray for some shameless people? Bragging about perversion while quoting God's Holy Word.


If Adam and Eve were tempted, and sinned, who are we? We are mere mortals.
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Impunity
#9 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:06:04 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.


I can feel that!
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Swenani
#10 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:06:25 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
And the worst thing is that you have to rush to a safaricom shop very early the next morning to buy a phone similar to the one that was stolen since you don't want to explain to mama watoto how you lost your phone. You want to preserve the peace at home.Wanaume wanapitia mengi.

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@pastor, a friend of a friend's enemy's uncle to the nephew of the cousins of the great grandfather is looking for toys for men, please let me know if you sell them and the cost
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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