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Muheani
#281 Posted : Tuesday, November 11, 2014 8:01:08 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/20/2009
Posts: 1,402
AlphDoti wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Muheani wrote:

Iam currently in a country in Central Europe with Christianity and Islam split at half.

the beautiful thing is the Muslims and christians particpate in each others events.

A family may be made up of a Muslim Dad and Christian Mom, and the Children choose whatever religion they may wish. They may even choose to go to the mosque one day and Church the next. And the parents may go to the mosque or Church...

Funny thing, during Ramadhan, even the christian may choose to fast for a day or two in support, and a muslim may choose to fast for one, two three days...but on end of Ramadhan..they all celebtae together.

And Christmas time is a good time for all.

The beautiful tolerance to religious beliefs is as a result of the country having been communist and at one time religion had been banned.

This is the kind of religious tolerance I long for. The day i will be able to fast for a day or two during Ramadhan...or be able to go to the mosque and Swali whenever I can.

the day i will not need to think twice to visit some places in Kenya

Let the Christian worship..and let the Muslim worship too..then lets meet in the evening and party..each watching what they can or cannot eat.

I believe in Christ.

Liar liar pants on fire. These are lies. Do you care to explain which country this is? There is no muslim worth his salt in this world that will step into a church. Stop with the lies. Which country is this pray tell? Be careful with your answers, some of us (yours truly) are widely travelled and are very very informed about different societies. Pick the country that you intend to lie about carefully coz chances are, i will call your bluff. You can lie to your ignorant religious people, but you can't lie to us atheists. We seek knowledge and we can't be hoodwinked that easy. Waiting for your answer, this is going to be good.

@ham, for the first time, you saw the through the lies in what @muheani wrote. Ati a Muslim fasts 1 or 2 days in Ramadhan, then the Christian guy fasts 3 or 4 days in Ramadhan. @Muheani, sometimes do just little research on what you're talking about. That country you're talking about in in your dreams!!!!




Well...shout liar as you may be...but the same medicine you prescribe...try it. research will help you.
AlphDoti
#282 Posted : Tuesday, November 11, 2014 8:01:36 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
hamburglar wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
guru267 wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Hahahaha. Just how the hell did i miss this circus?

If you are not careful, you religious people will kill and wipe each other off the face of this earth. Which would actually be great for us atheists as we won't have to live in fear of our lives everyday that some religious idiot will blow us up in honor of his imaginary god. Low IQ is really dangerous.

Anyway, let me take a seat, grab some popcorn and watch the kettles calling the pots black. This is fun, learning so much nonsense about religions. Kumbe your gods and prophets were such lowlife pedeophiles and scumbags? Lol. And you wonder why we mock you.


Thus it is that their reward is hell,
because they disbelieved and held My
communications and My messengers in
mockery.

Quran 18:106


I can't wait to go to hell. I am so looking forward to it. Actually guru, when you talk to allah today, ask him if he can just send me directly to hell instead of wasting money and time sending me to heaven's gate for judgement and then sending me all the way back down to hell when the verdict is very obvious here? I want to propose a win-win-win situation here if you would indulge me for a minute. Am thinking, maybe you can ask allah or yawheh or whoever is up there, if he would like to save all of us some money and time.

See, my suggestion is, if i go directly to hell, we can save money on the air fare that i will use to go for the judgement as well as the court costs of the judgement. I don't see the point of me attending the court session, maybe i can just plead no contest right now, that way i can go immediately and directly to hell and hopefully get there fast enough to secure a room that is a little further from the fire and not that hot. I am told that there are a few rooms that are not very hot but i need to get there fast as they are going really really quick. There is also a rumor that some Kiuks are selling air conditioning units in hell on the down low but i still have to confirm those rumors just like you and your religious ilk need to confirm the stories about mansions and gold paved roads in heaven. But i digress. smile

Anyway, with the money that allah saves from my air ticket and court costs, maybe he can use that to feed a few starving children on earth for a few weeks. I know the kids would really appreciate it. That way, we all win. Everybody wins, right? Do you think you can intervene on my behalf and ask if such an arrangement is possible? For some reason, i can never find this allah guy on whatsapp or twitter or any social media. Makes me wonder how you guys talk to him and share stories of heaven and hell. Well, be that as it may, am hoping that maybe you can find him and ask him. It's a good proposition, i think he would agree. You would too @guru, wouldn't you?

And while you are at it, please tell allah or yahweh to enroll in some anger management classes. There are a few schools that are reputable and offer quality classes. That way he might stop focusing so much on burning, punishing, killing and drowning people who have a different opinion of him and instead transfer that energy to giving us cures for cancer and AIDS, and feeding starving children so as to prevent a kid from starving to death every 3 minutes or so, helping people out of poverty and getting rid of detrimental things like hate and evil in society. Maybe he needs to change his priorities and stop obsessing with fire so much. If he focused on these positive things as much as he focuses on vengeance against people like me who have alternative views from his, this world would be a really great place to live in. We wouldn't even need this imaginary heaven you guys speak of as heaven would be right here on earth. Wouldn't that be nice @guru? smile

Applause I'm sure @Guru will be happy to oblige you. Just get yourself to Iraq and ISIL will dispatch you without apologies.

As you leave, please know you have done us ALL, a flavor. Please let us know when you are leavingsmile

Mukiri. Which FLAVOR do you want me to do you? Vanilla or strawberry? Lol. Kwani your god can't help you spell? Ask him to show you the light between favor and flavor? You religious dolts are hilarious. Lol.

@mukiri, you are also cannot be helped, how can you mock @guru instead of helping this lost brother @ham? God will ask you.

@ham, most of the issues you're raising are limited to human capability. They don't concern the designer, manufacturer, creator of this universe. If your *ss cannot even reach the moon next door, how can you mention air ticket for the Creator who created all beyond where man can see!

1. Air ticket? No need for air ticket for you when you die. Air ticket was invented by human. It is for human use. WHat will travel is the soul.
It does not need air ticket. It is not limited by physical matter. It can travel through walls and anything. Simple assignement for you: if you're intrigued by radio waves that enable you to talk to your mother who is miles away, how much more invisible things you are not aware of!

2. Kiuk selling ariconditioner is a joke. What the Torah of Moses, Zabur of David, Injill of Jesus and Quran given to Muhammad (peave be upon them all) is can be verified. So you should read about it and heed.

3. You cannot skip judgement even if you wanted. Even in the worldly court, you cannot skip court appearance even if you wanted, how can you skip Supreme Judgement?

4. You are looking for Allah in Whatsapp? You must be crazy. Those are manmade things. Whatsapp is you for to chat with your girlfriend/wife. Creator is not limited to creation.

5. How do we talk to Him? He talked to us through chosen people. Those people are called messengers. The messengers message can be validated as divined. We can take this if you want.

6. Allah to enroll in anger management? To feed the poor? You see creator of this universe Has given us we need. He gave you hands to work. He gave you legs for movement. He gave you eyes to see. He gave you ears to hear. He gave you oxygen to make energy. He gave you the sun as main source of energy. He gave you water. You can grow all the food you need. Now, you want Him again to send free food for them the poor. It is the responsibility of the rich to help the poor.
It is the responsibility of the poor to work and provide man power. The poor and the rich need each other.

But the current situation where the poor is neglected is man made.

You see, in Capital system, the factors of production do not factor in the poor dude:
- Investor gets the profit,
- Landlord gets the rent
- Worker gets the wages

What does the poor guy get? This is where the problem lies.

Don't blame God. God has Created all the resources human being need to survive.

If yo become greedy and be arrogant and proud, wait until that body of yours reaches its prescribed time, no more no less, but an exact prescribed time.
You will be transformed into the next form of life, which is not visible to the naked eye. Just like the way it happens in a dream. In a dream, your body lies motionless in your warm bed. But your soul is doing rounds. Even to the shags to meet your mother without any air ticket or bus fare. That is how it is going to happen when that soul is commanded to depart from the body.
Muheani
#283 Posted : Tuesday, November 11, 2014 8:03:33 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/20/2009
Posts: 1,402
Muheani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Muheani wrote:

Iam currently in a country in Central Europe with Christianity and Islam split at half.

the beautiful thing is the Muslims and christians particpate in each others events.

A family may be made up of a Muslim Dad and Christian Mom, and the Children choose whatever religion they may wish. They may even choose to go to the mosque one day and Church the next. And the parents may go to the mosque or Church...

Funny thing, during Ramadhan, even the christian may choose to fast for a day or two in support, and a muslim may choose to fast for one, two three days...but on end of Ramadhan..they all celebtae together.



And Christmas time is a good time for all.

The beautiful tolerance to religious beliefs is as a result of the country having been communist and at one time religion had been banned.

This is the kind of religious tolerance I long for. The day i will be able to fast for a day or two during Ramadhan...or be able to go to the mosque and Swali whenever I can.

the day i will not need to think twice to visit some places in Kenya

Let the Christian worship..and let the Muslim worship too..then lets meet in the evening and party..each watching what they can or cannot eat.

I believe in Christ.

Liar liar pants on fire. These are lies. Do you care to explain which country this is? There is no muslim worth his salt in this world that will step into a church. Stop with the lies. Which country is this pray tell? Be careful with your answers, some of us (yours truly) are widely travelled and are very very informed about different societies. Pick the country that you intend to lie about carefully coz chances are, i will call your bluff. You can lie to your ignorant religious people, but you can't lie to us atheists. We seek knowledge and we can't be hoodwinked that easy. Waiting for your answer, this is going to be good.

@ham, for the first time, you saw the through the lies in what @muheani wrote. Ati a Muslim fasts 1 or 2 days in Ramadhan, then the Christian guy fasts 3 or 4 days in Ramadhan. @Muheani, sometimes do just little research on what you're talking about. That country you're talking about in in your dreams!!!!




Well...shout liar as you may be...but the same medicine you prescribe...try it. research will help you.



And by the way..i gave you a hint...n more hint...3.5m population.


AlphDoti
#284 Posted : Tuesday, November 11, 2014 8:07:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Muheani wrote:
Muheani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Muheani wrote:

Iam currently in a country in Central Europe with Christianity and Islam split at half.

the beautiful thing is the Muslims and christians particpate in each others events.

A family may be made up of a Muslim Dad and Christian Mom, and the Children choose whatever religion they may wish. They may even choose to go to the mosque one day and Church the next. And the parents may go to the mosque or Church...

Funny thing, during Ramadhan, even the christian may choose to fast for a day or two in support, and a muslim may choose to fast for one, two three days...but on end of Ramadhan..they all celebtae together.

And Christmas time is a good time for all.

The beautiful tolerance to religious beliefs is as a result of the country having been communist and at one time religion had been banned.

This is the kind of religious tolerance I long for. The day i will be able to fast for a day or two during Ramadhan...or be able to go to the mosque and Swali whenever I can.

the day i will not need to think twice to visit some places in Kenya

Let the Christian worship..and let the Muslim worship too..then lets meet in the evening and party..each watching what they can or cannot eat.

I believe in Christ.

Liar liar pants on fire. These are lies. Do you care to explain which country this is? There is no muslim worth his salt in this world that will step into a church. Stop with the lies. Which country is this pray tell? Be careful with your answers, some of us (yours truly) are widely travelled and are very very informed about different societies. Pick the country that you intend to lie about carefully coz chances are, i will call your bluff. You can lie to your ignorant religious people, but you can't lie to us atheists. We seek knowledge and we can't be hoodwinked that easy. Waiting for your answer, this is going to be good.

@ham, for the first time, you saw the through the lies in what @muheani wrote. Ati a Muslim fasts 1 or 2 days in Ramadhan, then the Christian guy fasts 3 or 4 days in Ramadhan. @Muheani, sometimes do just little research on what you're talking about. That country you're talking about in in your dreams!!!!


Well...shout liar as you may be...but the same medicine you prescribe...try it. research will help you.

And by the way..i gave you a hint...n more hint...3.5m population.

That must be a new religion. It is not Islam. And it is not Christianity. If you find anywhere in the Quran which says what you said those people were doing, then let me know.
kysse
#285 Posted : Tuesday, November 11, 2014 8:13:09 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
berlin
Muheani
#286 Posted : Tuesday, November 11, 2014 8:22:59 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/20/2009
Posts: 1,402
AlphDoti wrote:
Muheani wrote:
Muheani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Muheani wrote:

Iam currently in a country in Central Europe with Christianity and Islam split at half.

the beautiful thing is the Muslims and christians particpate in each others events.

A family may be made up of a Muslim Dad and Christian Mom, and the Children choose whatever religion they may wish. They may even choose to go to the mosque one day and Church the next. And the parents may go to the mosque or Church...

Funny thing, during Ramadhan, even the christian may choose to fast for a day or two in support, and a muslim may choose to fast for one, two three days...but on end of Ramadhan..they all celebtae together.

And Christmas time is a good time for all.

The beautiful tolerance to religious beliefs is as a result of the country having been communist and at one time religion had been banned.

This is the kind of religious tolerance I long for. The day i will be able to fast for a day or two during Ramadhan...or be able to go to the mosque and Swali whenever I can.

the day i will not need to think twice to visit some places in Kenya

Let the Christian worship..and let the Muslim worship too..then lets meet in the evening and party..each watching what they can or cannot eat.

I believe in Christ.

Liar liar pants on fire. These are lies. Do you care to explain which country this is? There is no muslim worth his salt in this world that will step into a church. Stop with the lies. Which country is this pray tell? Be careful with your answers, some of us (yours truly) are widely travelled and are very very informed about different societies. Pick the country that you intend to lie about carefully coz chances are, i will call your bluff. You can lie to your ignorant religious people, but you can't lie to us atheists. We seek knowledge and we can't be hoodwinked that easy. Waiting for your answer, this is going to be good.

@ham, for the first time, you saw the through the lies in what @muheani wrote. Ati a Muslim fasts 1 or 2 days in Ramadhan, then the Christian guy fasts 3 or 4 days in Ramadhan. @Muheani, sometimes do just little research on what you're talking about. That country you're talking about in in your dreams!!!!


Well...shout liar as you may be...but the same medicine you prescribe...try it. research will help you.

And by the way..i gave you a hint...n more hint...3.5m population.

That must be a new religion. It is not Islam. And it is not Christianity. If you find anywhere in the Quran which says what you said those people were doing, then let me know.



Religious Tolerance. That is the practice.
hamburglar
#287 Posted: : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 7:53:20 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 12/17/2011
Posts: 887
AlphDoti wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
guru267 wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Hahahaha. Just how the hell did i miss this circus?

If you are not careful, you religious people will kill and wipe each other off the face of this earth. Which would actually be great for us atheists as we won't have to live in fear of our lives everyday that some religious idiot will blow us up in honor of his imaginary god. Low IQ is really dangerous.

Anyway, let me take a seat, grab some popcorn and watch the kettles calling the pots black. This is fun, learning so much nonsense about religions. Kumbe your gods and prophets were such lowlife pedeophiles and scumbags? Lol. And you wonder why we mock you.


Thus it is that their reward is hell,
because they disbelieved and held My
communications and My messengers in
mockery.

Quran 18:106


I can't wait to go to hell. I am so looking forward to it. Actually guru, when you talk to allah today, ask him if he can just send me directly to hell instead of wasting money and time sending me to heaven's gate for judgement and then sending me all the way back down to hell when the verdict is very obvious here? I want to propose a win-win-win situation here if you would indulge me for a minute. Am thinking, maybe you can ask allah or yawheh or whoever is up there, if he would like to save all of us some money and time.

See, my suggestion is, if i go directly to hell, we can save money on the air fare that i will use to go for the judgement as well as the court costs of the judgement. I don't see the point of me attending the court session, maybe i can just plead no contest right now, that way i can go immediately and directly to hell and hopefully get there fast enough to secure a room that is a little further from the fire and not that hot. I am told that there are a few rooms that are not very hot but i need to get there fast as they are going really really quick. There is also a rumor that some Kiuks are selling air conditioning units in hell on the down low but i still have to confirm those rumors just like you and your religious ilk need to confirm the stories about mansions and gold paved roads in heaven. But i digress. smile

Anyway, with the money that allah saves from my air ticket and court costs, maybe he can use that to feed a few starving children on earth for a few weeks. I know the kids would really appreciate it. That way, we all win. Everybody wins, right? Do you think you can intervene on my behalf and ask if such an arrangement is possible? For some reason, i can never find this allah guy on whatsapp or twitter or any social media. Makes me wonder how you guys talk to him and share stories of heaven and hell. Well, be that as it may, am hoping that maybe you can find him and ask him. It's a good proposition, i think he would agree. You would too @guru, wouldn't you?

And while you are at it, please tell allah or yahweh to enroll in some anger management classes. There are a few schools that are reputable and offer quality classes. That way he might stop focusing so much on burning, punishing, killing and drowning people who have a different opinion of him and instead transfer that energy to giving us cures for cancer and AIDS, and feeding starving children so as to prevent a kid from starving to death every 3 minutes or so, helping people out of poverty and getting rid of detrimental things like hate and evil in society. Maybe he needs to change his priorities and stop obsessing with fire so much. If he focused on these positive things as much as he focuses on vengeance against people like me who have alternative views from his, this world would be a really great place to live in. We wouldn't even need this imaginary heaven you guys speak of as heaven would be right here on earth. Wouldn't that be nice @guru? smile

Applause I'm sure @Guru will be happy to oblige you. Just get yourself to Iraq and ISIL will dispatch you without apologies.

As you leave, please know you have done us ALL, a flavor. Please let us know when you are leavingsmile

Mukiri. Which FLAVOR do you want me to do you? Vanilla or strawberry? Lol. Kwani your god can't help you spell? Ask him to show you the light between favor and flavor? You religious dolts are hilarious. Lol.

@mukiri, you are also cannot be helped, how can you mock @guru instead of helping this lost brother @ham? God will ask you.

@ham, most of the issues you're raising are limited to human capability. They don't concern the designer, manufacturer, creator of this universe. If your *ss cannot even reach the moon next door, how can you mention air ticket for the Creator who created all beyond where man can see!

1. Air ticket? No need for air ticket for you when you die. Air ticket was invented by human. It is for human use. WHat will travel is the soul.
It does not need air ticket. It is not limited by physical matter. It can travel through walls and anything. Simple assignement for you: if you're intrigued by radio waves that enable you to talk to your mother who is miles away, how much more invisible things you are not aware of!

2. Kiuk selling ariconditioner is a joke. What the Torah of Moses, Zabur of David, Injill of Jesus and Quran given to Muhammad (peave be upon them all) is can be verified. So you should read about it and heed.

3. You cannot skip judgement even if you wanted. Even in the worldly court, you cannot skip court appearance even if you wanted, how can you skip Supreme Judgement?

4. You are looking for Allah in Whatsapp? You must be crazy. Those are manmade things. Whatsapp is you for to chat with your girlfriend/wife. Creator is not limited to creation.

5. How do we talk to Him? He talked to us through chosen people. Those people are called messengers. The messengers message can be validated as divined. We can take this if you want.

6. Allah to enroll in anger management? To feed the poor? You see creator of this universe Has given us we need. He gave you hands to work. He gave you legs for movement. He gave you eyes to see. He gave you ears to hear. He gave you oxygen to make energy. He gave you the sun as main source of energy. He gave you water. You can grow all the food you need. Now, you want Him again to send free food for them the poor. It is the responsibility of the rich to help the poor.
It is the responsibility of the poor to work and provide man power. The poor and the rich need each other.

But the current situation where the poor is neglected is man made.

You see, in Capital system, the factors of production do not factor in the poor dude:
- Investor gets the profit,
- Landlord gets the rent
- Worker gets the wages

What does the poor guy get? This is where the problem lies.

Don't blame God. God has Created all the resources human being need to survive.

If yo become greedy and be arrogant and proud, wait until that body of yours reaches its prescribed time, no more no less, but an exact prescribed time.
You will be transformed into the next form of life, which is not visible to the naked eye. Just like the way it happens in a dream. In a dream, your body lies motionless in your warm bed. But your soul is doing rounds. Even to the shags to meet your mother without any air ticket or bus fare. That is how it is going to happen when that soul is commanded to depart from the body.


Kweli the art of sarcasm is completely lost on some people. Shaking my head. It is somewhat sad just how much religion and imaginary gods have brainwashed people to the point where they actually don't even see when am speaking in hyperbole or in jest. Goodness, i feel bad for some people here.

There is soooooooo much wrong with what you have posted up there that it's futile for me to even engage you. It's really scary if there are more people with this kind of thinking out there. Very scary.
hamburglar
#288 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 7:59:54 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 12/17/2011
Posts: 887
Muheani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Muheani wrote:
Muheani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Muheani wrote:

Iam currently in a country in Central Europe with Christianity and Islam split at half.

the beautiful thing is the Muslims and christians particpate in each others events.

A family may be made up of a Muslim Dad and Christian Mom, and the Children choose whatever religion they may wish. They may even choose to go to the mosque one day and Church the next. And the parents may go to the mosque or Church...

Funny thing, during Ramadhan, even the christian may choose to fast for a day or two in support, and a muslim may choose to fast for one, two three days...but on end of Ramadhan..they all celebtae together.

And Christmas time is a good time for all.

The beautiful tolerance to religious beliefs is as a result of the country having been communist and at one time religion had been banned.

This is the kind of religious tolerance I long for. The day i will be able to fast for a day or two during Ramadhan...or be able to go to the mosque and Swali whenever I can.

the day i will not need to think twice to visit some places in Kenya

Let the Christian worship..and let the Muslim worship too..then lets meet in the evening and party..each watching what they can or cannot eat.

I believe in Christ.

Liar liar pants on fire. These are lies. Do you care to explain which country this is? There is no muslim worth his salt in this world that will step into a church. Stop with the lies. Which country is this pray tell? Be careful with your answers, some of us (yours truly) are widely travelled and are very very informed about different societies. Pick the country that you intend to lie about carefully coz chances are, i will call your bluff. You can lie to your ignorant religious people, but you can't lie to us atheists. We seek knowledge and we can't be hoodwinked that easy. Waiting for your answer, this is going to be good.

@ham, for the first time, you saw the through the lies in what @muheani wrote. Ati a Muslim fasts 1 or 2 days in Ramadhan, then the Christian guy fasts 3 or 4 days in Ramadhan. @Muheani, sometimes do just little research on what you're talking about. That country you're talking about in in your dreams!!!!


Well...shout liar as you may be...but the same medicine you prescribe...try it. research will help you.

And by the way..i gave you a hint...n more hint...3.5m population.

That must be a new religion. It is not Islam. And it is not Christianity. If you find anywhere in the Quran which says what you said those people were doing, then let me know.



Religious Tolerance. That is the practice.


Again, wishful thinking, that "country" is a figment of your imagination. It does not exist. No muslim would ever ever step into a church. Alphadoti here has already called your bluff.

Disclaimer: a country that embraces such tolerance would actually be a great place to live. I am all for tolerance and living and let live, but i will not stop mocking religions until they stop putting my life in harms way by fighting and killing each other over stupid shit. That is why i mock religions every day, because they put my life in danger and am not even playing for either team.
Muriel
#289 Posted : Wednesday, November 12, 2014 9:03:40 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142
hamburglar wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
guru267 wrote:
hamburglar wrote:
Hahahaha. Just how the hell did i miss this circus?

If you are not careful, you religious people will kill and wipe each other off the face of this earth. Which would actually be great for us atheists as we won't have to live in fear of our lives everyday that some religious idiot will blow us up in honor of his imaginary god. Low IQ is really dangerous.

Anyway, let me take a seat, grab some popcorn and watch the kettles calling the pots black. This is fun, learning so much nonsense about religions. Kumbe your gods and prophets were such lowlife pedeophiles and scumbags? Lol. And you wonder why we mock you.


Thus it is that their reward is hell,
because they disbelieved and held My
communications and My messengers in
mockery.

Quran 18:106


I can't wait to go to hell. I am so looking forward to it. Actually guru, when you talk to allah today, ask him if he can just send me directly to hell instead of wasting money and time sending me to heaven's gate for judgement and then sending me all the way back down to hell when the verdict is very obvious here? I want to propose a win-win-win situation here if you would indulge me for a minute. Am thinking, maybe you can ask allah or yawheh or whoever is up there, if he would like to save all of us some money and time.

See, my suggestion is, if i go directly to hell, we can save money on the air fare that i will use to go for the judgement as well as the court costs of the judgement. I don't see the point of me attending the court session, maybe i can just plead no contest right now, that way i can go immediately and directly to hell and hopefully get there fast enough to secure a room that is a little further from the fire and not that hot. I am told that there are a few rooms that are not very hot but i need to get there fast as they are going really really quick. There is also a rumor that some Kiuks are selling air conditioning units in hell on the down low but i still have to confirm those rumors just like you and your religious ilk need to confirm the stories about mansions and gold paved roads in heaven. But i digress. smile

Anyway, with the money that allah saves from my air ticket and court costs, maybe he can use that to feed a few starving children on earth for a few weeks. I know the kids would really appreciate it. That way, we all win. Everybody wins, right? Do you think you can intervene on my behalf and ask if such an arrangement is possible? For some reason, i can never find this allah guy on whatsapp or twitter or any social media. Makes me wonder how you guys talk to him and share stories of heaven and hell. Well, be that as it may, am hoping that maybe you can find him and ask him. It's a good proposition, i think he would agree. You would too @guru, wouldn't you?

And while you are at it, please tell allah or yahweh to enroll in some anger management classes. There are a few schools that are reputable and offer quality classes. That way he might stop focusing so much on burning, punishing, killing and drowning people who have a different opinion of him and instead transfer that energy to giving us cures for cancer and AIDS, and feeding starving children so as to prevent a kid from starving to death every 3 minutes or so, helping people out of poverty and getting rid of detrimental things like hate and evil in society. Maybe he needs to change his priorities and stop obsessing with fire so much. If he focused on these positive things as much as he focuses on vengeance against people like me who have alternative views from his, this world would be a really great place to live in. We wouldn't even need this imaginary heaven you guys speak of as heaven would be right here on earth. Wouldn't that be nice @guru? smile

Applause I'm sure @Guru will be happy to oblige you. Just get yourself to Iraq and ISIL will dispatch you without apologies.

As you leave, please know you have done us ALL, a flavor. Please let us know when you are leavingsmile

Mukiri. Which FLAVOR do you want me to do you? Vanilla or strawberry? Lol. Kwani your god can't help you spell? Ask him to show you the light between favor and flavor? You religious dolts are hilarious. Lol.

@mukiri, you are also cannot be helped, how can you mock @guru instead of helping this lost brother @ham? God will ask you.

@ham, most of the issues you're raising are limited to human capability. They don't concern the designer, manufacturer, creator of this universe. If your *ss cannot even reach the moon next door, how can you mention air ticket for the Creator who created all beyond where man can see!

1. Air ticket? No need for air ticket for you when you die. Air ticket was invented by human. It is for human use. WHat will travel is the soul.
It does not need air ticket. It is not limited by physical matter. It can travel through walls and anything. Simple assignement for you: if you're intrigued by radio waves that enable you to talk to your mother who is miles away, how much more invisible things you are not aware of!

2. Kiuk selling ariconditioner is a joke. What the Torah of Moses, Zabur of David, Injill of Jesus and Quran given to Muhammad (peave be upon them all) is can be verified. So you should read about it and heed.

3. You cannot skip judgement even if you wanted. Even in the worldly court, you cannot skip court appearance even if you wanted, how can you skip Supreme Judgement?

4. You are looking for Allah in Whatsapp? You must be crazy. Those are manmade things. Whatsapp is you for to chat with your girlfriend/wife. Creator is not limited to creation.

5. How do we talk to Him? He talked to us through chosen people. Those people are called messengers. The messengers message can be validated as divined. We can take this if you want.

6. Allah to enroll in anger management? To feed the poor? You see creator of this universe Has given us we need. He gave you hands to work. He gave you legs for movement. He gave you eyes to see. He gave you ears to hear. He gave you oxygen to make energy. He gave you the sun as main source of energy. He gave you water. You can grow all the food you need. Now, you want Him again to send free food for them the poor. It is the responsibility of the rich to help the poor.
It is the responsibility of the poor to work and provide man power. The poor and the rich need each other.

But the current situation where the poor is neglected is man made.

You see, in Capital system, the factors of production do not factor in the poor dude:
- Investor gets the profit,
- Landlord gets the rent
- Worker gets the wages

What does the poor guy get? This is where the problem lies.

Don't blame God. God has Created all the resources human being need to survive.

If yo become greedy and be arrogant and proud, wait until that body of yours reaches its prescribed time, no more no less, but an exact prescribed time.
You will be transformed into the next form of life, which is not visible to the naked eye. Just like the way it happens in a dream. In a dream, your body lies motionless in your warm bed. But your soul is doing rounds. Even to the shags to meet your mother without any air ticket or bus fare. That is how it is going to happen when that soul is commanded to depart from the body.


Kweli the art of sarcasm is completely lost on some people. Shaking my head. It is somewhat sad just how much religion and imaginary gods have brainwashed people to the point where they actually don't even see when am speaking in hyperbole or in jest. Goodness, i feel bad for some people here.

There is soooooooo much wrong with what you have posted up there that it's futile for me to even engage you. It's really scary if there are more people with this kind of thinking out there. Very scary.


I, for the record, an atheist, do not believe in allah.

Yes, there are so many wrongs there. This is the perfect opportunity today to blitz allah and mock his deluded minions. You do mock religions everyday, don't you?

Go for it then.
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