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Jicho Pevu - Makri Ya Injili on Pastor Kanyari
Money Whisperer
#191 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 6:44:49 PM
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maka wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
alma wrote:
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Tell me which of these so called evangelical churches don't have show and fan fair when the section of giving comes along?.......

Laughing out loudly Applause the fan fare. Pastor hypes the church "It's giviiiiiiing tiiiiime!? Say I'm a cheerful giveeeerrrr" band starts playing an upbeat tune the church is elated shouting screaming, white handkerchiefs flapping in the air. 'Everything go double double-oooooh!'

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
"Money never sleeps"
MaichBlack
#192 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 6:56:49 PM
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Posts: 7,911
Angelica _ann wrote:
Muriel wrote:
McReggae wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
masukuma wrote:

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As you work your ass off during the week this is your pastor playing golf waiting for Sunday!




Yep. Your 10% tithe sustains the lifestyle.


....and deleted the tweet!



He did not check his attitude at the cross.

Daddy smile smile smile

This one has totally brainwashed his congregation. They have to refer to the Kyunas as Daddy and Mum. Even grown a$$ [middle class] men and women!!! And his arrogance which should be obvious to the congregation is not.

One day I heard [I was not watching - just chillin] him preaching on TV about the promise God has given us and he likened it to the promise he made to his daughter of buying her a car when she turned 18 [or 21 - I was not too keen]. He gave the whole story up to the part where he gave the daughter a brand new BMW!!! No problem giving your daughter a BMW but this guy had no money before he started preaching. None! Read his story. So which money is he using??? Offerings!!! And all the time watu wanawika tu Amen and Hallelujah. ni dawa gani watu wanawekewaga akili ina lock?? Hata Alt + Ctrl + Delete can't help??

I know someone who used to attend the church. They contributed money and bought him a "befitting" car. Then two years later, the wife comes to church earlier than the husband and tells the congregation "Such and such a date is daddy's birthday. I want us to 'surprise' him with a V8 [Or whatever - never mind V8 is not a car]". The church shouts amen. They agree on how they will jitolea to make sure they surprise daddy! That's the day the person who was telling me the story left the church. Luckily for her, she had not checked her brain at the door like the rest!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Money Whisperer
#193 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 7:04:39 PM
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@Maich, that story saddened me sana. I mean daddy has many cars already. why not mobilize people to buy a house (5M) for the usher or home church leader wa Huruma?
"Money never sleeps"
MaichBlack
#194 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 7:24:16 PM
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Things falling apart!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#195 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 7:47:10 PM
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A Ghanian Kanyari!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#196 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 7:51:21 PM
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A Nigerian Kanyari
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#197 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 7:54:01 PM
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A Zimbabwean Kanyari
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#198 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 7:59:36 PM
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If your wife is too involved in church...
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Mukiri
#199 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 8:11:50 PM
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@Maich... I've never seen so many contributions from you? Excited, aren't you? Kwani you play for the other side, and are trying to get as many people away from the Church?

Passing judgement oh so easily...

Proverbs 19:21
kysse
#200 Posted : Tuesday, November 04, 2014 8:22:32 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
MaichBlack wrote:


Kitui residents stormed the house of one of the 'prophetesses'baying for blood.
Kwani huna conscience when you confess to having aids/cancer etc.
it's pure mockery/insult to the real sufferers,I got no pity for them.I hope that kanyari will offer them shelter and food now that they have been rendered jobless.
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