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Intelligentsia
#1 Posted : Thursday, January 21, 2010 9:38:44 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
So what are the deadliest chat up lines that you have used (or recommend)to great effect?

See a few:

1) Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were
looking for me?
2) They was an announcement an angel is missing
in heaven, and well well well...here u r!
3) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning.
4) I'm fighting the urge to make you the
happiest woman on earth tonight!
5) Wow! It should be illegal to be this pretty!


And now women have also become hunters, we are dying to see your chat up lines..
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nostoppingthis
#2 Posted : Thursday, January 21, 2010 9:45:34 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
How would you like you eggs kesho morning? shock on you if she answers "unfertilized"
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marex
#3 Posted : Thursday, January 21, 2010 10:12:10 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/4/2007
Posts: 656
Are you from Haiti?coz you shake my world! hahaha chill is crazy
The way I am
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carygoh
#4 Posted : Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:28:56 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/4/2008
Posts: 1,703
hi am tim and am in the rugby national team Brick wall bure kabisa
Think Positive Test Negative
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Njung'e
#5 Posted : Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:38:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Carygo,
hahahaaaa....I hope you slapped the guy...lol
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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carygoh
#6 Posted : Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:51:49 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/4/2008
Posts: 1,703
i gave him one hell of a verbal smackdown bure yeyeShame on you
Think Positive Test Negative
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livie
#7 Posted : Thursday, January 21, 2010 12:52:45 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/1/2008
Posts: 834
hi my name's hannington, but you can call me hanny!
If you are going to be thinking only one thing, you might as well be thinking big. -Donald J . Trump
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Wendz
#8 Posted : Friday, January 22, 2010 8:27:01 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Was somewhere dancing with a friend of mine one friday evening... she has a very bright future behind her.... and she is pretty... this guy dances/staggered his way up to us... then... with this heavy kikuyu accent he tells her.....

heeey (not hi), naitwa wambugu. Na uko na teke!

Total embarrassment.......
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Kamaa
#9 Posted : Friday, January 22, 2010 9:10:58 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 10/6/2007
Posts: 1,177
Location: Nairobi - Kenya
@ wendz

Dancing Lol!
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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Intelligentsia
#10 Posted : Friday, January 22, 2010 11:53:05 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
Nice legs...what time do they open?
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