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Nairobi Kumepasuka!!!!
Robinhood
#11 Posted : Friday, October 31, 2014 11:45:54 AM
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Ceinz wrote:
Swenani wrote:
hizi ni shida za matajiri, hazinihususmile smile smile smile smile


Laughing out loudly


Until guys from eastlando also learn to do this, and you find that someone sold your hovel last year
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Kratos
#12 Posted : Friday, October 31, 2014 11:52:50 AM
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freiks wrote:
Mtu Biz wrote:
freiks wrote:
Yesterday in downtown Nairobi a guy goes to a mpesa place, inside the building there is a phone repairer, the guy asks the mpesa attendant can i withdraw 70k and the lady says right now i have only 40k, the guy says its ok let me come. he goes to the fundi wa simu and he needs his phone repaired, after the phone was ok he tells the guy you will pick the money from mpesa lady, then he goes and tells the mpesa lady that the phone repairer is his bro he will just get the 40k and the remaining 30k she will give the fundi wa simu. He goes back to fundi wa simu and tells him come to mpesa, the guy tells the mpesa lady this is the guy and he tells the fundi its here..... the guy is given 40k and he walks off with even his phone in hand. One hour later the mpesa lady asks fundi please withdraw the cash i need float and the fundi tells the lady i thought am coming for my cash from you, and the 40k was gone like that



Sijaelewa d'oh!

Was there an actual MPESA withdrawal transaction ?


Non at all just playing with the 2 guys mind in a matter of less than 10 minutes


If there was no actual mpesa transaction how did the mpesa agent release the 40k? I think the con is on the payment for phone repair d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
josimar
#13 Posted : Friday, October 31, 2014 12:41:13 PM
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Unfortunately we are breeding a society where it is okay to steal or defraud people inorder to be rich . The Karen land saga is a testimony of this.
mkenyan
#14 Posted : Friday, October 31, 2014 12:49:11 PM
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freiks wrote:
Yesterday in downtown Nairobi a guy goes to a mpesa place, inside the building there is a phone repairer, the guy asks the mpesa attendant can i withdraw 70k and the lady says right now i have only 40k, the guy says its ok let me come. he goes to the fundi wa simu and he needs his phone repaired, after the phone was ok he tells the guy you will pick the money from mpesa lady, then he goes and tells the mpesa lady that the phone repairer is his bro he will just get the 40k and the remaining 30k she will give the fundi wa simu. He goes back to fundi wa simu and tells him come to mpesa, the guy tells the mpesa lady this is the guy and he tells the fundi its here..... the guy is given 40k and he walks off with even his phone in hand. One hour later the mpesa lady asks fundi please withdraw the cash i need float and the fundi tells the lady i thought am coming for my cash from you, and the 40k was gone like that

doesn't make sense. sounds like a made up story by a storyteller who does not know his subject. which leases get reviewed after six months or whatever period? which review of lease was this? usually a lease is given for a specific period and can be renewed or not. not this 'we review the lease after 11 months' nonsense. sounds like a plot device to help the story along.
masukuma
#15 Posted : Friday, October 31, 2014 2:30:20 PM
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mkenyan wrote:
freiks wrote:
Yesterday in downtown Nairobi a guy goes to a mpesa place, inside the building there is a phone repairer, the guy asks the mpesa attendant can i withdraw 70k and the lady says right now i have only 40k, the guy says its ok let me come. he goes to the fundi wa simu and he needs his phone repaired, after the phone was ok he tells the guy you will pick the money from mpesa lady, then he goes and tells the mpesa lady that the phone repairer is his bro he will just get the 40k and the remaining 30k she will give the fundi wa simu. He goes back to fundi wa simu and tells him come to mpesa, the guy tells the mpesa lady this is the guy and he tells the fundi its here..... the guy is given 40k and he walks off with even his phone in hand. One hour later the mpesa lady asks fundi please withdraw the cash i need float and the fundi tells the lady i thought am coming for my cash from you, and the 40k was gone like that

doesn't make sense. sounds like a made up story by a storyteller who does not know his subject. which leases get reviewed after six months or whatever period? which review of lease was this? usually a lease is given for a specific period and can be renewed or not. not this 'we review the lease after 11 months' nonsense. sounds like a plot device to help the story along.

Kinda reminds me of an episode of Relic Hunter
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
FancyFace
#16 Posted : Friday, October 31, 2014 2:32:33 PM
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mkenyan wrote:
freiks wrote:
Yesterday in downtown Nairobi a guy goes to a mpesa place, inside the building there is a phone repairer, the guy asks the mpesa attendant can i withdraw 70k and the lady says right now i have only 40k, the guy says its ok let me come. he goes to the fundi wa simu and he needs his phone repaired, after the phone was ok he tells the guy you will pick the money from mpesa lady, then he goes and tells the mpesa lady that the phone repairer is his bro he will just get the 40k and the remaining 30k she will give the fundi wa simu. He goes back to fundi wa simu and tells him come to mpesa, the guy tells the mpesa lady this is the guy and he tells the fundi its here..... the guy is given 40k and he walks off with even his phone in hand. One hour later the mpesa lady asks fundi please withdraw the cash i need float and the fundi tells the lady i thought am coming for my cash from you, and the 40k was gone like that

doesn't make sense. sounds like a made up story by a storyteller who does not know his subject. which leases get reviewed after six months or whatever period? which review of lease was this? usually a lease is given for a specific period and can be renewed or not. not this 'we review the lease after 11 months' nonsense. sounds like a plot device to help the story along.

d'oh! d'oh!

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
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