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Lol: Quote:I was chatting with a girl on Facebook. This girl is damn beautiful,if you see her pics, she is hotter and sexier than Grace Msalame of Kiss Tv.
She told me her parents are very rich and wealthy.For the Sake of sayin... I didn't want her to slip off my hands bcoz i am always a sharp guy, I told her
my parents are rich too.She asked me to snap a picture of our house and
share it to her. I was on the road then, and thank God I was walking down a lane in Karen close to a beautiful mansion, so I snapped the house and shared it to her.She asked me if I was in front of the house, I said yes! Loh and behold, the gate opened and she came out. It was their house! I didn't know how i ran leaving my akala sandals behind and boarded a matatu.. Unfortunately i didn't have a single cent on my Safaricom wallet. I tried to convince the conductor but he couldn't listen to me.So I was forced to clean the matatu.But my pair of akala sandals are still out of the girl's house! I've just finished cleaning the matatu and now im trekking on my way back home on foot.. Bare foot for that matter. If you spot someone walking along Karen to Dagoretti road and Thogoto to Kikuyu bare footed,Just know its me and offer me some help.
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And for the girls part... What will i tell her when i log in to Facebook?Should i go back for my sandals?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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Who watching tujuane on Ntv? Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Coolio wrote:Who watching tujuane on Ntv? US chick vs chali was mtaa. I have never understood what the show is all about or the conclusion, Let me switch channels.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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washiku wrote:Lol: Quote:I was chatting with a girl on Facebook. This girl is damn beautiful,if you see her pics, she is hotter and sexier than Grace Msalame of Kiss Tv.
She told me her parents are very rich and wealthy.For the Sake of sayin... I didn't want her to slip off my hands bcoz i am always a sharp guy, I told her
my parents are rich too.She asked me to snap a picture of our house and
share it to her. I was on the road then, and thank God I was walking down a lane in Karen close to a beautiful mansion, so I snapped the house and shared it to her.She asked me if I was in front of the house, I said yes! Loh and behold, the gate opened and she came out. It was their house! I didn't know how i ran leaving my akala sandals behind and boarded a matatu.. Unfortunately i didn't have a single cent on my Safaricom wallet. I tried to convince the conductor but he couldn't listen to me.So I was forced to clean the matatu.But my pair of akala sandals are still out of the girl's house! I've just finished cleaning the matatu and now im trekking on my way back home on foot.. Bare foot for that matter. If you spot someone walking along Karen to Dagoretti road and Thogoto to Kikuyu bare footed,Just know its me and offer me some help.
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And for the girls part... What will i tell her when i log in to Facebook?Should i go back for my sandals? This must be magigi If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Lol: Quote:I was chatting with a girl on Facebook. This girl is damn beautiful,if you see her pics, she is hotter and sexier than Grace Msalame of Kiss Tv.
She told me her parents are very rich and wealthy.For the Sake of sayin... I didn't want her to slip off my hands bcoz i am always a sharp guy, I told her
my parents are rich too.She asked me to snap a picture of our house and
share it to her. I was on the road then, and thank God I was walking down a lane in Karen close to a beautiful mansion, so I snapped the house and shared it to her.She asked me if I was in front of the house, I said yes! Loh and behold, the gate opened and she came out. It was their house! I didn't know how i ran leaving my akala sandals behind and boarded a matatu.. Unfortunately i didn't have a single cent on my Safaricom wallet. I tried to convince the conductor but he couldn't listen to me.So I was forced to clean the matatu.But my pair of akala sandals are still out of the girl's house! I've just finished cleaning the matatu and now im trekking on my way back home on foot.. Bare foot for that matter. If you spot someone walking along Karen to Dagoretti road and Thogoto to Kikuyu bare footed,Just know its me and offer me some help.
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And for the girls part... What will i tell her when i log in to Facebook?Should i go back for my sandals? This must be magigi Na huyu je? 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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washiku wrote:Swenani wrote:washiku wrote:Lol: Quote:I was chatting with a girl on Facebook. This girl is damn beautiful,if you see her pics, she is hotter and sexier than Grace Msalame of Kiss Tv.
She told me her parents are very rich and wealthy.For the Sake of sayin... I didn't want her to slip off my hands bcoz i am always a sharp guy, I told her
my parents are rich too.She asked me to snap a picture of our house and
share it to her. I was on the road then, and thank God I was walking down a lane in Karen close to a beautiful mansion, so I snapped the house and shared it to her.She asked me if I was in front of the house, I said yes! Loh and behold, the gate opened and she came out. It was their house! I didn't know how i ran leaving my akala sandals behind and boarded a matatu.. Unfortunately i didn't have a single cent on my Safaricom wallet. I tried to convince the conductor but he couldn't listen to me.So I was forced to clean the matatu.But my pair of akala sandals are still out of the girl's house! I've just finished cleaning the matatu and now im trekking on my way back home on foot.. Bare foot for that matter. If you spot someone walking along Karen to Dagoretti road and Thogoto to Kikuyu bare footed,Just know its me and offer me some help.
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And for the girls part... What will i tell her when i log in to Facebook?Should i go back for my sandals? This must be magigi Na huyu je?  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Don't know if this was posted here... ONE DAY, Field Marshal Idi Amin (RIP) went for a drink with his ministers at Club Obligato… After a few hours of drinking Amin calls the waiteress to bring the bill… AMIN 500,000 MUSOKE 150,000 OBOTE 100,000 ISIKO 160,000 ISAAC 135,000 TOTAL 1,045,000 Amin shouted, Hai man, I will pay for everyone else but TOTAL must pay for himself. I didn’t invite him, plus he owns a lot of fuel stations and garages around the country. possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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maka wrote:Don't know if this was posted here...
ONE DAY, Field Marshal Idi Amin (RIP) went for a drink with his ministers at Club Obligato… After a few hours of drinking Amin calls the waiteress to bring the bill…
AMIN 500,000
MUSOKE 150,000
OBOTE 100,000
ISIKO 160,000
ISAAC 135,000
TOTAL 1,045,000
Amin shouted, Hai man, I will pay for everyone else but TOTAL must pay for himself. I didn’t invite him, plus he owns a lot of fuel stations and garages around the country.
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