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washiku		#1 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:06:48 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		http://nyanchwani.wordpr...azy-and-bad-food-period/ A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:12:43 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		"Some of their other lazy inventions include tumbukiza: Simply you cut 2 kilograms of beef steak, deep it in salted water and let it boil, boil,boil, booooooooil. At some point bring a 2 kilogram cabbage or 20 leaves of uncut spinach and throw in. Serve while hot…" A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Impunity		#3 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:13:16 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		NOTHING CAN BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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kysse		#4 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:23:32 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		is it a must to blog? #yaaaaaawns#
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Impunity		#5 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:31:46 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		C&P Quote: For their cavalier attitude towards food, Kikuyus should be banned from eating pizza or any food that requires any imagination towards making it. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Bigchick		#6 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:37:36 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.		Hahaha.Hapo tumechikwa. It is so true. Clarification: the worst hit are those from central.Sisi wa diaspora tuko afadhali.We can do Chinese rice aka mutukanio. We are usually busy looking for money so mix everything in one pot and fill it with water and place the pot on medium heat, go to the market and sell goods,when you are back the food will be ready ro eat. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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kysse		#7 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:46:13 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		#sneezes#
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Impunity		#8 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:27:28 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada		kysse wrote: #sneezes# EBOLA Alert! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rankaz13		#9 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:40:42 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Impunity wrote: kysse wrote: #sneezes# EBOLA Alert! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rankaz13		#10 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:45:01 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		C&P Quote: When all said and done, we did not endure all those forests and wild animals from Cameroon to come and eat githeri and mukimo. Kikuyus owe us an apology and their women should be sent to West Kenyans on an exchange programme and be taught how to prepare proper ugali, nice vegetables and a protein dish. While at it, be taught that potatoes need not be a constant on every meal. And no Shiro, a man cannot sleep on a paperful of chips! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Pesa Nane		#11 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 1:32:12 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c		Quote: Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad… Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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washiku		#12 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 7:34:50 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Pesa Nane wrote: Quote: Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad… That was harsh. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Angelica _ann		#13 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 8:10:32 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,909		washiku wrote: Pesa Nane wrote: Quote: Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad… That was harsh. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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mawinder		#14 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 8:17:55 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029		Angelica _ann wrote: washiku wrote: Pesa Nane wrote: Quote: Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad… That was harsh. I pity others who have married Kikuyu women!!!!!!!!!
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jaggernaut		#15 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 8:47:45 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389		C&P ....this is where u pple get it wrong. Mukimo is never meant to be taken as a dish by itself!! ..u need meat, beef stew, vegies & some garnish.. Its like eating ugali alone & complaining how tasteless it is.. at least Mukimo is more creative & better than a maize meal aka ugali …
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kollabo		#16 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:02:40 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/3/2012 Posts: 1,317		I don't understand why Kikuyu's have to put carrots in everything. In fish..add carrots & potatoes, in chicken...add carrots & potatoes. Carrots is like their traditional magic ingredient.
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Wainadi		#17 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:02:42 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/6/2013 Posts: 640		The young man is a genius, his readership has now increased 500%. A sage once told me in this world make every effort to get noticed, there is nothing like bad publicity. Its all good.
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Angelica _ann		#18 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:14:43 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,909		Worst is eating githeri without escort! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Swenani		#19 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:15:41 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		I like Mukimo from a certain restaurant hapo Dagorretti corner, the one mealI cannot understand why normal people eat is stones aka Githeri If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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kimiri		#20 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:22:43 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 3/12/2008 Posts: 215		washiku wrote: http://nyanchwani.wordpress.com/2014/10/22/mukimo-is-a-lazy-and-bad-food-period/ Quite hilarious but to a great extent very true.
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