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Of poor and lazy Agikuyu's kitchen skills
Pesa Nane
#11 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 1:32:12 AM
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Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad…


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Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
washiku
#12 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 7:34:50 AM
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Pesa Nane wrote:
Quote:
Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad…


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Angelica _ann
#13 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 8:10:32 AM
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washiku wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
Quote:
Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad…


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mawinder
#14 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 8:17:55 AM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
washiku wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
Quote:
Their food is devoid of any heritage. Any cultural teachings. Nothing at all. Mukimo is tasteless, you will need salt and spiced soup for you to make head or tail of what eating. It is simply mashed potatoes mixed with githeri and a food colour made from some weeds. And their brand of beans, njahi, tastes like warmed loam soil. Bad, bad, bad…


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I pity others who have married Kikuyu women!!!!!!!!!
jaggernaut
#15 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 8:47:45 AM
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C&P

....this is where u pple
get it wrong. Mukimo is never meant
to be taken as a dish by itself!! ..u need meat, beef stew,
vegies & some garnish.. Its like
eating ugali alone & complaining how
tasteless it is.. at least Mukimo is
more creative & better than a maize
meal aka ugali …
kollabo
#16 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:02:40 AM
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I don't understand why Kikuyu's have to put carrots in everything.

In fish..add carrots & potatoes, in chicken...add carrots & potatoes. Carrots is like their traditional magic ingredient.
Wainadi
#17 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:02:42 AM
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The young man is a genius, his readership has now increased 500%. A sage once told me in this world make every effort to get noticed, there is nothing like bad publicity.
Its all good.
Angelica _ann
#18 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:14:43 AM
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Worst is eating githeri without escort! smile smile smile
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Swenani
#19 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:15:41 AM
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I like Mukimo from a certain restaurant hapo Dagorretti corner, the one mealI cannot understand why normal people eat is stones aka Githeri
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kimiri
#20 Posted : Friday, October 24, 2014 9:22:43 AM
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washiku wrote:
http://nyanchwani.wordpress.com/2014/10/22/mukimo-is-a-lazy-and-bad-food-period/


Quite hilarious but to a great extent very true.
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