@sage,lets indulge u and give u scenarios which when u reminisce at age 70 you will smile and re-live all over again:

1) Uhuru Gardens - very expansive gardens. Pay watchie first kitu
kidogo (luv tax)and disappear suddenly,rapidly and promptly into
the bushes. Hehee, who knows maybe a snake or 2 will appear to
keep u guys company...sunday not good, too many families and u
don't want an over-excited and obese young lad running to
parents screaming he's seen 2 people without clothes fighting,
2) Take a train maybe Nbi-Nakuru first class and time your...eh
thrusts to the sounds of the wheels on the tracks.Yaani
mpelekane sambamba...
3) At the beach (has to be safe, smooth sand, no rocks/mud)under
the moonlight ha,not full!)as the sea waters just lap ur
intertwined bodies locked in a passionate embrace...

@tatacabs - it happens anywhere. 'Men need a place, women a reason'. I once worked in a place where 2 snr execs went into a 20-min hanky panky session everyday afte in a stationary store...hata hapo KCB Kencom there is a time a snr mama was busted by watchies juu she had a very loud 'sound track'. But that's a story for anaa day

@Intel,
Soundtrack.......Tafadhali pitisha hiyo msokoto....Reminds me of this India shopkeeper who was taken on a ride by a Gisu lass at the back of his shop.....The next thing customers heard was the old man blurting out,....."Shika magongo,shiiikaa magongooo,shiikaaa magongoooooo".... (Geezer was urging the gal to hold his mugongo)....Hope it does not happen at the arboretum

...down the kastream there is a a tree which we climbed and found some nice branches which we could hold onto...The passersby thought the noise they heard wascoming from new varieties of birds...watch out that the noise is not too much otherwise they will want to see these BIRDS and probably photograph them...

...when you are done please post a report here...

@ Intel ... That beach story ni ngumu. Have you ever had sand on the one percent of your body its even worse for the lady. Movies make it look easy if you have to have on the beach towel ni lazma and avoid the sea.... its cold and sandy don't believe the movies!