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Of poor and lazy Agikuyu's kitchen skills
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#1 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:06:48 PM
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#2 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:12:43 PM
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"Some of their other lazy inventions include tumbukiza: Simply you cut 2 kilograms of beef steak, deep it in salted water and let it boil, boil,boil, booooooooil. At some point bring a 2 kilogram cabbage or 20 leaves of uncut spinach and throw in. Serve while hot…"
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#3 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:13:16 PM
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#4 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:23:32 PM
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#5 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:31:46 PM
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For their cavalier attitude towards food, Kikuyus should be banned from eating pizza or any food that requires any imagination towards making it.


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#6 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:37:36 PM
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Hahaha.Hapo tumechikwa.

It is so true.

Clarification: the worst hit are those from central.Sisi wa diaspora tuko afadhali.We can do Chinese rice aka mutukanio.

We are usually busy looking for money so mix everything in one pot and fill it with water and place the pot on medium heat, go to the market and sell goods,when you are back the food will be ready ro eat.
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#7 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:46:13 PM
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#sneezes#
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#8 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:27:28 PM
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kysse wrote:
#sneezes#


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Rankaz13
#9 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:40:42 PM
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Impunity wrote:
kysse wrote:
#sneezes#


EBOLA Alert!


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#10 Posted : Thursday, October 23, 2014 8:45:01 PM
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When all said and done, we did not endure all those forests and wild animals from Cameroon to come and eat githeri and mukimo. Kikuyus owe us an apology and their women should be sent to West Kenyans on an exchange programme and be taught how to prepare proper ugali, nice vegetables and a protein dish. While at it, be taught that potatoes need not be a constant on every meal. And no Shiro, a man cannot sleep on a paperful of chips!


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