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My Bukusu Darling
simonkabz
#121 Posted : Tuesday, September 30, 2014 1:11:11 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Swenani
#122 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 10:56:53 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Rahatupu
#123 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 11:23:36 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 12/4/2009
Posts: 1,982
Location: matano manne
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick



@Swenani, well said, lakini why do these guys esp the man love the media so much??
Swenani
#124 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 11:26:51 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Rahatupu wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick



@Swenani, well said, lakini why do these guys esp the man love the media so much??


Its the other way round.....Its the media who love them!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
chemos
#125 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 12:16:58 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick



Kwa hivyo fimbo ya swenani ikichapa Ng'ombe...... Kwisha maneno????Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Swenani
#126 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 12:23:13 PM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
chemos wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick



Kwa hivyo fimbo ya swenani ikichapa Ng'ombe...... Kwisha maneno????Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


looolLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly smile smile smile smile
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
simonkabz
#127 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 1:01:49 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Swenani wrote:
chemos wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick



Kwa hivyo fimbo ya swenani ikichapa Ng'ombe...... Kwisha maneno????Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


looolLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly smile smile smile smile


Nyundo ya komeo ndio wanapenda. Now that Kysse rejected you, she must have seen a tiny vitz with two flat tyres in your garage smile and run for dear life.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
kysse
#128 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 3:10:19 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
eh=-O
washiku
#129 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 3:16:10 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
simonkabz wrote:
Swenani wrote:
chemos wrote:
Swenani wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
unfortunately hawa hawaendi mbali. .. tick tock

Ata mimi sioni!


Prophets of doom.....Wanaenda mbali, she has now recovered and they both got employed at Nzoia Sugar company

She has even gracefully accepted to be the second wife(virtue lacking in most women)........Who said you can tame a woman with good sex?

A woman can run away but she can never run away from a dick



Kwa hivyo fimbo ya swenani ikichapa Ng'ombe...... Kwisha maneno????Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


looolLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly smile smile smile smile


Nyundo ya komeo ndio wanapenda. Now that Kysse rejected you, she must have seen a tiny vitz with two flat tyres in your garage smile and run for dear life.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
masukuma
#130 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 4:49:30 PM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
tick tock... tutarudi hapa tu...
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Swenani
#131 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 5:04:26 PM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
kysse wrote:
eh=-O


Are you trying to insinuate that's my vitz on one flat trye?Sad Sad Sad

#smallisfashionable#
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Njung'e
#132 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 5:27:54 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
eh=-O


Are you trying to insinuate that's my vitz on one flat trye?Sad Sad Sad

#smallisfashionable#


Fashionable kitu gani when it's small for a Chinese/Indian condom.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Swenani
#133 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 6:11:16 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Njung'e wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
eh=-O


Are you trying to insinuate that's my vitz on one flat trye?Sad Sad Sad

#smallisfashionable#


Fashionable kitu gani when it's small for a Chinese/Indian condom.


Guka, Si yako imenyauka?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
simonkabz
#134 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 6:30:08 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Njung'e wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
eh=-O


Are you trying to insinuate that's my vitz on one flat trye?Sad Sad Sad

#smallisfashionable#


Fashionable kitu gani when it's small for a Chinese/Indian condom.


Guka mwambie huyu mkora. Yuatembea na tooth-pick ikimdingadunga.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
kysse
#135 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 8:53:59 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
ai..
Impunity
#136 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 9:44:32 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
kysse wrote:
ai..


wewe utadungwa dungwa hiyo kitu yako utashangaa.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

jaggernaut
#137 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 10:10:50 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine.
simonkabz
#138 Posted : Saturday, October 04, 2014 1:35:07 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
jaggernaut wrote:
It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine.

Laughing out loudly It is good you have come out bro
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Swenani
#139 Posted : Saturday, October 04, 2014 2:11:58 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
simonkabz wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, but the size of the fight in the dog. So usidharau that toothpick ya swenani, it could be your only ticket to cloud nine.

Laughing out loudly It is good you have come out bro


smile smile smile

wewe saimo inakaa uko na hummer but iko juu ya mawe because of the uninflatable tires.
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
kysse
#140 Posted : Saturday, October 04, 2014 9:23:07 AM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
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smh
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