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bkismat
#31 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 5:34:57 AM
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Laughing out loudly .very funny
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Intelligentsia
#32 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 6:58:14 AM
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tell her u want to fungua roho yako...that u have an unidentified condition during which u get violent (gets worse siku ya baridi in July) but u r working on it (here u can sniff and say MY EX WAS A VICTIM,sob,MAY SHE R.I.P.)
For good measure add that during the eclipse today when there was momentary cold that bad bad feeling came all over again but u managed to suppress it and your seeing a passing 999 police car at that very moment also really helped as well...

@ sparkly, seriously though its a long time since ur first post, kuliendaje?
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McReggae
#33 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 8:45:23 AM
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Arrive for a date very late, say two hours after the agreed time and apologize claiming that the line at the VCT centre where you went to pick your monthly ARV's was too long hence the delay and then watch for her reaction!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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oops
#34 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 11:30:03 AM
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@ Trump what if jirani comes looking for them?

find a box to put all her stuff in them u put the box under the bed (repeat it all the time akizitoa), she will get the message.
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brav
#35 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 12:37:31 PM
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Laughing out loudly woteva you guys are smoking kindly pass it over. alternatively muache kutumia. waaah. tss ati unidentified condition during which u get violent... lol.
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Intelligentsia
#36 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 1:34:29 PM
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@sokomjinga men mark territory too...a man makes woman wear his item of clothing eg cap, jacket, scarf...or u go to her room (say in college) and find the dude's HiFi music system...

If u notice, man's behaviours towards women are basically the same as those of the animal kingdom towards the female species - basic but only that its on a higher, intelligent plane. Like the weaver bird will try to plse/ tune the female by making the most beautiful nest ditto some dudes who get expensive machines/ gadgets just to please/woo the women...
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genius32
#37 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 1:59:41 PM
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Find a way to run for the hills bro.. create suspicion, hire a neighbourhood chic to show up and act friendly when she around... o'wise your fate is sealed.

Guess thats why some dudes prefer to do their thing at the gals place. Every time she steps into your place she marks out some territory and soon she's in for keeps..
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FundamentAli
#38 Posted : Friday, January 15, 2010 2:13:38 PM
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@all,

Forget giving this brother advice. He has already admitted she is sweet. Must have told her alot of sweet nothings and hence her moving in. Remember the story of the young boy who pointed to his p***s and asked his mother whether that was his brain? The mother replied 'No, it is not, but it will be when you grow up'.

@Sparky

Wewe kwisa. Unless you are looking forward to territorial marking session 2 with the same girl.
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nmt
#39 Posted : Saturday, January 16, 2010 8:22:05 AM
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sparky this shouldn't be a dilema, but since its seems to be, i geuss my opinion will be of value.
ok, go have a serious discussion with your inner self. do u genuenly feel her, would u want to spend the rest of your life with her?
if yes to these, then take her for an exclusive dinner.
begin a serious talk and explain to her why you feel, that if you have to spend the next 40yrs + together then you need to follow some guidelines. you can tell her you love her so much n yu wanna marry her officially before moving in with her....point is don't hurt her feelings at all cost. be as candind and respectful as you possibly can be.
best of luck.
remember to talk in a respectful manner.
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bkismat
#40 Posted : Thursday, July 07, 2011 3:34:27 PM
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mzazii wrote:
tell her you are Mungiki and want her circumsised - trust me she will take off !!!

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