Hehehee .. interesting stuff here. For me its easy... u say your mum is visiting, and she is a strict type. the one of until marriage, then it will do miracles.For those who want to change locks, hamisha usiku, mungiki nk - thats so unconventional....its like shooting a mosquito with a gun... u end up lookin a fool...... n for the one having a 2nd thot coz ' is a real sweet one but i feel driven like a Mits Evo 9 with the gas pedal all the way to the floor' - thats where you are getting wrong. you are the driver.... what can sweetness do for/to you? tell her your mum, uncle and your mentor auntie will be coming. tell her they are serious members of 'many waters church.' and the theme of the meeting is- mrs right, but ... of course you will be out drinking with boys. then give her their resolution the nxt morning.. say as much as u r against what they decided ('a man should neva eva sleep in one bed with a woman who is not his wife') you will have to practice it lest you get a curse.... she will think you are a freak and leave your flat 4eva......
They keep moving the cheese
stolen from opensuse forums :)