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TPK		#61 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 8:18:03 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/17/2011 Posts: 129 Location: Nairobi		Robinhood wrote: You set up the guy and have cameras rolling. The girl is smiling like a cat that got the cream, and the husband does not seem too violent (does anyone remember the 'makosa imefanyika' episode? I am sure the Pastor will cough up cash like crazy to cool the story... This seems to be a one of those incidents that will never be resolved. From the outset it looks like a plot to exhort money from the pastor but why on earth would someone expose his wife to such an embarrassing situation? Can we have a commission of inquiry on this? As long as you're going to be thinking anyway, think big
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McReggae		#62 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 8:19:24 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae		#63 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 8:21:23 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		TPK wrote: Robinhood wrote: You set up the guy and have cameras rolling. The girl is smiling like a cat that got the cream, and the husband does not seem too violent (does anyone remember the 'makosa imefanyika' episode? I am sure the Pastor will cough up cash like crazy to cool the story... This seems to be a one of those incidents that will never be resolved. From the outset it looks like a plot to exhort money from the pastor but why on earth would someone expose his wife to such an embarrassing situation? Can we have a commission of inquiry on this? Kwani you didn't watch KTN? The story changed to her being a former wife with whom they had a kid who he allegedly supports!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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rryyzz		#64 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 9:09:53 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/19/2012 Posts: 552		McReggae wrote: Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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Robinhood		#65 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 9:09:55 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/11/2008 Posts: 2,306		McReggae wrote: Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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Impunity		#66 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 9:30:58 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		Robinhood wrote: McReggae wrote: Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! Laughing loud like suspects! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Swenani		#67 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 9:32:00 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		rryyzz wrote: McReggae wrote: Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! Was that garden eden along luthuli avenue? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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McReggae		#68 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 9:33:51 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Impunity wrote: Robinhood wrote: McReggae wrote: Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! Laughing loud like suspects! The guilty are normally afraid, look who is afraid? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity		#69 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 9:54:43 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		McReggae wrote: Impunity wrote: Robinhood wrote: McReggae wrote: Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! Laughing loud like suspects! The guilty are normally afraid, look who is afraid? The guilty are always quick to point fingers. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Robinhood		#70 Posted : Friday, September 26, 2014 9:57:10 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/11/2008 Posts: 2,306		McReggae wrote: Impunity wrote: Robinhood wrote: McReggae wrote: Kusadikika wrote: That is why it is always good to check and verify that the door is locked. I learnt the hard way during one of my youthful foolish horny escapades on River Road in one of those Lodgings where there are usually a group girls... when all your blood is in the small head even 40 year old women look like girls..... standing at the doorway on the street. You get in and have to go a flight of stairs to the lodging where you pay I think 100 shillings for the room and you give her 100..... it might have been 200 I forget. What you don't know is that while you were coming up the stairs there was another girl following you and checking where you remove money to pay for room. Once you are in the room the girl stands at the door and lets you undress first. She pretends to lock the door and then undresses and presents the airport. When you are busy landing she wraps her hands and legs around you and holds you real tight while moaning very loudly... which I must admit makes you feel real good. While all this is going on the other accomplice sneaks quietly into the room empties your wallet and puts it back into the pocket. Passengers disembark you finish landing and go back on the street feeling so happy and refreshed that you start whistling your favorite song. When you get to the shop to buy airtime and you open an empty wallet it suddenly dawns on you............................ Anyway to cut the long story short... WE have all sinned and fallen short of the glory of God... Always check the door!!!!!! Laughing loud like suspects! The guilty are normally afraid, look who is afraid? @Imp does not see what is funny in this story. May be this has happened too many times to him? It's all about the door buda. The door! Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
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