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urstill1
#2571 Posted : Monday, September 22, 2014 3:02:20 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 9/6/2013
Posts: 1,446
Location: In a house
DIFFERENT TYPES OF CALL DURATION SUMMARIES
Boy to boy.....00:00:59
Boy to mum...00:00:50
Boy to dad......00:00:30
Boy to girl.......01:23:59
Girl to girl.......21:29:59
Girl to boy......missed call
Wife to husband...Disconnected
Husband to wife....call waiting
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Tebes
#2572 Posted : Tuesday, September 23, 2014 4:47:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
So the digital Kenyan cops/police have their own ojinga too....

C & P

Quote:
Hi am a police officer from Turkana
county loima district and am soo
stresed.
My wife and I have only been
married for one year now, but her
relatives including her mum have
already turned our house(which is
in Apline) into theirs! It’s one
bedroom Unihut, but her
relatives don't seem to notice;
when one relative leaves, two other
show up. and it is driving me crazy.
I have to buy a lot of expensive
food
for them and on top of
everything, I feel uncomfortable
in my own house. as you know my
salary ni kidogo sana na tena
nataka kuzaa. Whenever I
complain to my wife, she tells me
that
when you marry a woman, you
marry her whole family. Is this
true? I am fed up officers
what can I do? Please give me
some tips on how to handle this
situation. Things in my marrige are
turning from bad to worse....
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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washiku
#2573 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:27:38 AM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Matatu driver to tuktuk driver:
"We! Toa generator kwa barabara!!"
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AlphDoti
#2574 Posted : Wednesday, September 24, 2014 7:12:43 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Mukiri wrote:

Believers encouraging mockery of their own beliefs d'oh!
Jameeni! That's why we end up with such cases below Liar Shame on you

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urstill1
#2575 Posted : Thursday, September 25, 2014 2:42:35 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 9/6/2013
Posts: 1,446
Location: In a house
TEACHER: "Class, women are like fruits. Each fruit has its own color, shape, taste and aroma. Which fruits do you think most men like? "
ONYANGO: "Fruit salad."
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washiku
#2576 Posted : Sunday, September 28, 2014 1:34:40 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
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geofreygachie
#2577 Posted : Sunday, September 28, 2014 9:56:53 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 2/27/2014
Posts: 454
Location: Republic of Enchantment.
washiku wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Divers - can you laugh in scuba gear, or will you drown? I was wondering. - James May.
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Rankaz13
#2578 Posted : Sunday, September 28, 2014 10:39:13 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
geofreygachie wrote:
washiku wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Intelligentsia
#2579 Posted : Tuesday, September 30, 2014 12:51:02 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436

My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her...
"Pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call.
It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying.
After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:
"my daughter, I have transferred KShs 10,000,000 into your account, give your husband KShs 5,000,000 out of it, and you can have the other half."
After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me, glaring:
"Ati you said I should pack my things and do what?"
"I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH! NI NINI HII KU ASSUME MAMBO BANA! ARGH! "
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Swenani
#2580 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 4:27:44 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Only a real genius like Impunity can say these four words four times really fast without getting tongue twisted

"EYE,YAM, STEW,PEED"
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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