I think I now know who I was seated next to....looking at the names of the eaters....
@Mawinder showed us how two bottles of whiskey can fit into one trouser pocket!!! Quite the spectacle!!!
@Atalaku here you go....I also chose to research on what the swinging metal thing with incense is called and voila!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thurible
No offense to any serious church goers....
So the thurible is being swung when all of a sudden the smell of a fart disrupts the chanting and challenges the incense for space in the air....
Priest: Nani ameshutaaaaaaa? (in a deep bass chant)
Altar Boy: Ni mimi nimeshutaaaaaa.....(in a soprano like chant response)
Priest: Kwa nini umeshutaaaaaaaa?
Altar Boy: Nilikua nimekwazwaaaaaaaaa......
Priest: Kwa nini hukutoka njeeeeeeeee???
Altar Boy: Iliponyoka kimaksudiiiiiiii.....
Priest:(In an accepting tone) Aminaaaa....
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!