There was a time around 2000, when the chief justice of Kenya was BERNARD CHUNGA, while the attorney general was still AMOS WAKO.. The two names combined could make a meaningful sentence.. BERNARD, CHUNGA AMOS WAKO.

Meanwhile the Darwin Awards for 2009 are out, and for the first time a woman has made it to the top ten:

"The Darwin Awards team is proud to announce the late, the great, the 2009 Darwin Award Winners! Named in honor of Charles Darwin, father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool... by removing themselves from it. This award is generally bestowed posthumously."

See more here:

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Having lost his donkey Kamau from Ndondori got down to his knees and started thanking God. A surprised passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing, what are you thanking God for?”

Kamau replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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Once Kiprotich was traveling in a train from Nakuru to Nbi. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train KShs 100/= to wake him up when they arrived at the station. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for KShs 100/=, enyewe Kiprotich surely deserved more service. So, when Kiprotich fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

When they arrived at Nbi Railway Station, Kiprotich was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw himself in the mirror. Said his wife

" What's the matter?"

He replied "The cheat on the train has taken KShs 100/= and woken up someone else!!"

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Kioko and Mutua went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the stern pub-owner.
So Kioko and Mutua swapped their sandwiches and continued eating.

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Wafula and Madegwa were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?”
First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut
your finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming. The first one was astonished and asked other,

"Why are you crying?"

The other replied, "Awuuii, I have come for my urine test."

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Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied

"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"

@ intelligentsia

you made my morning esp. that one for the kamau wa ndundori... i am not from those side...lol!

It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your boobs," he said.
"Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"

At first she declined but finally persuaded by her husband, she took Off her blouse and bra. The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.


"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does." Again she said no and again he persuaded her. This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.

The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in.

"Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell *HIM*, you have a headache!"