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Impunity
#21 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 12:19:39 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Let me talk for men, what is the benefit of showering in the morning as compared to showering late in the evening?

Consider a Nairobian showering at 6am in the morning then sweat it out in traffic, walk in town, do the usual job then retire at home 9pm, take supper and sleep...that guy smell like 10-dead burukenges.
Sad Sad Sad

Then take a man who showers at 8pm,take supper around that time,watch 9pm prime time Rao-ferendum news andthen retires to bed at say 9.30pm. He wakes up at 6am and heads to job...he might smell like 2 live burekenges by 5pm but he is due to shower anyway at 8pm.
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

When the morning nglory is involved however, that's a discussion for another day.
smile smile smile

ION: I know ladies, let them speak for themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are attracting some nasty replies here @impunity, because I can ask you how did you know that guy smells like 10-dead burukenges. And how does a live burukenge smells? Eh?

The question is straight forward, its like why do you Muslims wash the *ss and not just wipe it?

For an engineer mind, let us say you spilled some soda on your hands. Would you rather clean it with water or try to wipe it off with toilet paper?
The answer is simple in this case: Water!

For details, for the thousandth time, but I don't get tired of reminding everybody: Restroom etiquette

As Muslim rule, this is the way to do these things
after answering nature’s call,
1. You can clean yourself with tissue,
2. Then wash with clean water (warm recommended),
3. And finally clean your hands with a soap and water.

This reduces bacterial germination and possibly infection.


When washing your *ss-hole after a long call in a public loo/office loo what do you use to wash the thing? I mean do you carry like a small sponge from some old mattress or you use your handkerchief?
Which hand goes into the hole and which one pours the water?
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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Magigi
#22 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 12:24:20 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
radio wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Which begs the question, Does one wash his hands before peeing or after? Because if you handle the landing gear with all you've touched prior, isn't it transferred? Won't subsequent landings not transfer the dirt into.... ?d'oh!


smile Depends on what one does on a day-to-day basis I guess. I'd have no qualms advising a mech for instance to wash his hands prior.smile

I'm delighted to notice am not the only one who struggle with this afterwards-hand wash idea. It should be before unless you are a mech which should be before and maybe after.

I believe my gear is cleaner all day than my hands at any time during the day ;-)

Doc, I beg to differ. It doesn't necessarily depend on 'what one does', because we all handle money, shake hands, open doors, touch .... et al.

It's no wonder Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating his cat. I'm sure you've also encountered unexplained yeast infections.

I can see that people are coming into realization that washing the landing gear after use is necessary. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Kudos for the realization Applause

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Magigi
#23 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 12:25:51 PM
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Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Let me talk for men, what is the benefit of showering in the morning as compared to showering late in the evening?

Consider a Nairobian showering at 6am in the morning then sweat it out in traffic, walk in town, do the usual job then retire at home 9pm, take supper and sleep...that guy smell like 10-dead burukenges.
Sad Sad Sad

Then take a man who showers at 8pm,take supper around that time,watch 9pm prime time Rao-ferendum news andthen retires to bed at say 9.30pm. He wakes up at 6am and heads to job...he might smell like 2 live burekenges by 5pm but he is due to shower anyway at 8pm.
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

When the morning nglory is involved however, that's a discussion for another day.
smile smile smile

ION: I know ladies, let them speak for themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are attracting some nasty replies here @impunity, because I can ask you how did you know that guy smells like 10-dead burukenges. And how does a live burukenge smells? Eh?

The question is straight forward, its like why do you Muslims wash the *ss and not just wipe it?

For an engineer mind, let us say you spilled some soda on your hands. Would you rather clean it with water or try to wipe it off with toilet paper?
The answer is simple in this case: Water!

For details, for the thousandth time, but I don't get tired of reminding everybody: Restroom etiquette

As Muslim rule, this is the way to do these things
after answering nature’s call,
1. You can clean yourself with tissue,
2. Then wash with clean water (warm recommended),
3. And finally clean your hands with a soap and water.

This reduces bacterial germination and possibly infection.


When washing your *ss-hole after a long call in a public loo/office loo what do you use to wash the thing? I mean do you carry like a small sponge from some old mattress or you use your handkerchief?
Which hand goes into the hole and which one pours the water?
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

...Asi ... yiwe!!!
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Impunity
#24 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 12:34:50 PM
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Posts: 26,331
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Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Let me talk for men, what is the benefit of showering in the morning as compared to showering late in the evening?

Consider a Nairobian showering at 6am in the morning then sweat it out in traffic, walk in town, do the usual job then retire at home 9pm, take supper and sleep...that guy smell like 10-dead burukenges.
Sad Sad Sad

Then take a man who showers at 8pm,take supper around that time,watch 9pm prime time Rao-ferendum news andthen retires to bed at say 9.30pm. He wakes up at 6am and heads to job...he might smell like 2 live burekenges by 5pm but he is due to shower anyway at 8pm.
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

When the morning nglory is involved however, that's a discussion for another day.
smile smile smile

ION: I know ladies, let them speak for themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are attracting some nasty replies here @impunity, because I can ask you how did you know that guy smells like 10-dead burukenges. And how does a live burukenge smells? Eh?

The question is straight forward, its like why do you Muslims wash the *ss and not just wipe it?

For an engineer mind, let us say you spilled some soda on your hands. Would you rather clean it with water or try to wipe it off with toilet paper?
The answer is simple in this case: Water!

For details, for the thousandth time, but I don't get tired of reminding everybody: Restroom etiquette

As Muslim rule, this is the way to do these things
after answering nature’s call,
1. You can clean yourself with tissue,
2. Then wash with clean water (warm recommended),
3. And finally clean your hands with a soap and water.

This reduces bacterial germination and possibly infection.


When washing your *ss-hole after a long call in a public loo/office loo what do you use to wash the thing? I mean do you carry like a small sponge from some old mattress or you use your handkerchief?
Which hand goes into the hole and which one pours the water?
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

...Asi ... yiwe!!!


Let him and @guru tell us how they wash the sh*t outta *ass.
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AlphDoti
#25 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 1:05:08 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Let me talk for men, what is the benefit of showering in the morning as compared to showering late in the evening?

Consider a Nairobian showering at 6am in the morning then sweat it out in traffic, walk in town, do the usual job then retire at home 9pm, take supper and sleep...that guy smell like 10-dead burukenges.
Sad Sad Sad

Then take a man who showers at 8pm,take supper around that time,watch 9pm prime time Rao-ferendum news andthen retires to bed at say 9.30pm. He wakes up at 6am and heads to job...he might smell like 2 live burekenges by 5pm but he is due to shower anyway at 8pm.
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

When the morning nglory is involved however, that's a discussion for another day.
smile smile smile

ION: I know ladies, let them speak for themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you are attracting some nasty replies here @impunity, because I can ask you how did you know that guy smells like 10-dead burukenges. And how does a live burukenge smells? Eh?

The question is straight forward, its like why do you Muslims wash the *ss and not just wipe it?

For an engineer mind, let us say you spilled some soda on your hands. Would you rather clean it with water or try to wipe it off with toilet paper?
The answer is simple in this case: Water!

For details, for the thousandth time, but I don't get tired of reminding everybody: Restroom etiquette

As Muslim rule, this is the way to do these things
after answering nature’s call,
1. You can clean yourself with tissue,
2. Then wash with clean water (warm recommended),
3. And finally clean your hands with a soap and water.

This reduces bacterial germination and possibly infection.

When washing your *ss-hole after a long call in a public loo/office loo what do you use to wash the thing? I mean do you carry like a small sponge from some old mattress or you use your handkerchief?
Which hand goes into the hole and which one pours the water?
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!

...Asi ... yiwe!!!

Let him and @guru tell us how they wash the sh*t outta *ass.

@impunity regarding your question what happens when you go to a public toilet, or where you don't know about whether water is clean or not.

This applies to people living in non-Islamic countries (no offense intended), and where there no Islamic toilets. One is advised to carry a water bottle. The one you will not use for drinking, or anyone else drinking from it! You can carry a small container of water with you, which can fit in your purse. I use such kinds when i go out for public toilets.

What is your next question? Is it what about washing from a bucket? I can anawer tat if you want smile
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simonkabz
#26 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 1:52:31 PM
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^^^^^^ I dont trust those cleaning habits......someone is from touching isht and comes to the table and starts eating na mkono woi! In high school, worias in our DH table gave me the creeps, they were not exactly the epitome of cleanliness, and they seemed acutely allergic to spoons!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Impunity
#27 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 2:08:47 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:

@impunity regarding your question what happens when you go to a public toilet, or where you don't know about whether water is clean or not.

This applies to people living in non-Islamic countries (no offense intended), and where there no Islamic toilets. One is advised to carry a water bottle. The one you will not use for drinking, or anyone else drinking from it! You can carry a small container of water with you, which can fit in your purse. I use such kinds when i go out for public toilets.

What is your next question? Is it what about washing from a bucket? I can anawer tat if you want smile


Do you use something like a sponge?
and is 500 ml of bottled water enough to wipe an adult *ass sufficiently?
d'oh!
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jaggernaut
#28 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 2:29:29 PM
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Use tissue and then finish with some wet wipes to leave your @#& sparkling clean and smelling lemon fresh....
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AlphDoti
#29 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 2:53:24 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Use tissue and then finish with some wet wipes to leave your @#& sparkling clean and smelling lemon fresh....

@jaggernaut Applause Applause


Simple steps after answering nature’s call:
1. You can clean yourself with tissue,
2. Then wash with clean water (warm recommended),
3. And finally clean your hands with a soap and water.

Deut 23:10
"mtu asiya na tohara, hafai kuingia kwenye kituo cha kuombea. (Kwanini?) Unajisi katika kambi ya kuombea. Ikiwa mtu amechafuka kwa sababu ya kutokwa na kitu mbeleni au nyuma, inampasa atoke nje ya kambi na kukaa huko. Lakini jioni ikikaribia ataoga na baada ya jua kuzama ataingia tena kambini"

Simple and clear!
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AlphDoti
#30 Posted : Tuesday, August 26, 2014 2:55:10 PM
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Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:

@impunity regarding your question what happens when you go to a public toilet, or where you don't know about whether water is clean or not.

This applies to people living in non-Islamic countries (no offense intended), and where there no Islamic toilets. One is advised to carry a water bottle. The one you will not use for drinking, or anyone else drinking from it! You can carry a small container of water with you, which can fit in your purse. I use such kinds when i go out for public toilets.

What is your next question? Is it what about washing from a bucket? I can anawer tat if you want smile

Do you use something like a sponge?
and is 500 ml of bottled water enough to wipe an adult *ass sufficiently?
d'oh!

@impunity, we use water. And yes, bottled water 500ml is enough.

You have learnt something today. Cheers.
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