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Dr. Dre
#11 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 7:28:33 PM
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A quote from the comments section of the story:

"In Mombasa this is common. They tried it on me. You suddenly feel weak and you can't even open your mouth and scream but you feel like something is not right! The Swahili houses are notorious for these things. What I did was to mentally force myself up and forced my eyes open. Days later the Muslim landlord in frustration, told me that I was a tough one to crack! I did not change houses to prove a point. I got myself large pieces pigs bones and scattered them all over the house to support my course! LOL. Anyway, what wrong with Muslims?" (sic)

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kysse
#12 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 8:19:06 PM
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Mscheew x 20.
Let them seek deliverance from demonic posession or waache excuses for bad manners.

Problem with these fellows is a deep belief in witchcraft plus they are too idle to engage in constructive work to keep their minds busy and bodies physically tired.
Once they hit the sack,waiting time for some jini to appear begins and from that instant anything including a fly is assumed to be one.

No wonder we lag behind.Eti impregnated by jini..only in kenya /nigeria.
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Coolbull
#13 Posted : Saturday, August 23, 2014 8:07:26 PM
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That story is very true. A female 'somewhere used to be raped mbaya mbovu. Hata kwa supermarket. She would be busy pushing her trolley then 'someone' would start touching her, go up the skirt and then do tabia mbaya.

Anyway, got sorted through prayer.
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sparkly
#14 Posted : Sunday, August 24, 2014 8:33:21 AM
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PeterReborn wrote:
Madimoni


Effect of too much spice in the pilau.
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Swenani
#15 Posted : Sunday, August 24, 2014 6:08:49 PM
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Coolbull wrote:
That story is very true. A female 'somewhere used to be raped mbaya mbovu. Hata kwa supermarket. She would be busy pushing her trolley then 'someone' would start touching her, go up the skirt and then do tabia mbaya.

Anyway, got sorted through prayer.


Sad Sad Sad Sad
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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kysse
#16 Posted : Sunday, August 24, 2014 6:55:35 PM
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Swenani wrote:
Coolbull wrote:
That story is very true. A female 'somewhere used to be raped mbaya mbovu. Hata kwa supermarket. She would be busy pushing her trolley then 'someone' would start touching her, go up the skirt and then do tabia mbaya.

Anyway, got sorted through prayer.


Sad Sad Sad Sad

uuhm, do you have a confession to make?
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Swenani
#17 Posted : Sunday, August 24, 2014 7:06:56 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Coolbull wrote:
That story is very true. A female 'somewhere used to be raped mbaya mbovu. Hata kwa supermarket. She would be busy pushing her trolley then 'someone' would start touching her, go up the skirt and then do tabia mbaya.

Anyway, got sorted through prayer.


Sad Sad Sad Sad

uuhm, do you have a confession to make?

yes Baibe, I have been the demon landing at your aiport when in you are in a matatu.

I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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kysse
#18 Posted : Sunday, August 24, 2014 7:34:46 PM
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Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Coolbull wrote:
That story is very true. A female 'somewhere used to be raped mbaya mbovu. Hata kwa supermarket. She would be busy pushing her trolley then 'someone' would start touching her, go up the skirt and then do tabia mbaya.

Anyway, got sorted through prayer.


Sad Sad Sad Sad

uuhm, do you have a confession to make?

yes Baibe, I have been the demon landing at your aiport when in you are in a matatu.

I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me
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Swenani
#19 Posted : Sunday, August 24, 2014 8:07:04 PM
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kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:
kysse wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Coolbull wrote:
That story is very true. A female 'somewhere used to be raped mbaya mbovu. Hata kwa supermarket. She would be busy pushing her trolley then 'someone' would start touching her, go up the skirt and then do tabia mbaya.

Anyway, got sorted through prayer.


Sad Sad Sad Sad

uuhm, do you have a confession to make?

yes Baibe, I have been the demon landing at your aiport when in you are in a matatu.

I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me



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