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murchr
#1111 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 4:28:47 AM
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"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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harrydre
#1112 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:44:29 PM
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Location: Kanjo
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A Lady entered an auto workshop and asked for a 'seven-hundred-ten'.

All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

The mechanic was clueless, all other workers one by one took the paper and tried to figure out, but none could understand it. Finally the mechanic took the lady over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

mechanic fainted, not yet recovered from shock !!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
i.am.back!!!!
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simonkabz
#1113 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:58:21 PM
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Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
urstill1 wrote:
kysse wrote:
washiku wrote:



A wazuan Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

That is @kysee after coming from her man ^^^ as said by @AlphD

Gai Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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murchr
#1114 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 7:24:38 AM
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Joined: 2/26/2012
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"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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urstill1
#1115 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 8:27:55 AM
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washiku
#1116 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 8:55:11 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Angelica _ann wrote:
Mwende wrote:
urstill1 wrote:


does it mean kenya iko below north korea Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall nikuhama sasa


Congo Drool Drool Drool


He he he....@Angie really gets excited by these things...You must be this lady:
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Impunity
#1117 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 9:09:06 AM
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Location: Masada
murchr wrote:



Thats very sad.
I feel for the lady. She must be having water in her lungs now.
Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Swenani
#1118 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 10:24:45 AM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
washiku wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Mwende wrote:
urstill1 wrote:


does it mean kenya iko below north korea Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall nikuhama sasa


Congo Drool Drool Drool


He he he....@Angie really gets excited by these things...You must be this lady:


Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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AlphDoti
#1119 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:16:42 AM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
harrydre wrote:
Quote:
A Lady entered an auto workshop and asked for a 'seven-hundred-ten'.

All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

The mechanic was clueless, all other workers one by one took the paper and tried to figure out, but none could understand it. Finally the mechanic took the lady over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

mechanic fainted, not yet recovered from shock !!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Maybe I'm slow, i didn't get the joke. Ama this is kina @kiash "710" on car engine Sad
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AlphDoti
#1120 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 11:19:17 AM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Of course thi is GOAT-SHOPPED Laughing out loudly

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