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Bikozulu. . . and the very best of kenyan bloggers
Siringi
#41 Posted : Wednesday, February 19, 2014 2:44:53 AM
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Joined: 6/8/2013
Posts: 2,517
How to burry a Luo #DEAD
smile smile smile Read it jana and I was fetched from the ground dying of laughter my ribs are aching Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly the part about light skins (tuyellow yellows) and its not biogas its your ass , silly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly dammnit

"The further a luo comes from an electric line the more abnoxious and loud he is"




Mukiri wrote:
You know you are far deep in luo-land when a horde of shrieking and excited half naked luo children run after your car, wanting to touch it. By this time you will be too tired and too hungry to bother lifting your android phone to Instagram this moment. And whatever you do, don’t ask your hosts “aren’t these kids supposed to be in school?” It’s brash. It’s also none of your business. But should you feel you just have to (because you are one of those NGO types yoked with humanitarian piousness) you will be told, deservedly, that, “Luo children are born learned, they only go to school to calibrate their brilliance.” And you would have deserved that answer. -

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murchr
#42 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2014 5:06:56 AM
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Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
"Anga Mathenge ndari kiongo kiega…a ndumira mbica ingi tuma tiga uhii atahiki mani, iromania akiruthia mundu..ta maka kimwana giki kina ng’oni na mundu mugima wa miaka thate!’ ”

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

He lost it abit in translating but its still funny
http://bikozulu.co.ke/a-cut-below/
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Bigchick
#43 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2014 10:24:52 AM
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Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
[quote=murchr]"Anga Mathenge ndari kiongo kiega…a ndumira mbica ingi tuma tiga uhii atahiki mani, iromania akiruthia mundu..ta maka kimwana giki kina ng’oni na mundu mugima wa miaka thate!’ ”

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

He lost it abit in translating but its still funny
http://bikozulu.co.ke/a-cut-below/[/quote]


HilariousLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

He has a way with words ....

Wishing Ochang quick recovery so that he can embark on his first flight at the Embu airstrip.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Swenani
#44 Posted : Tuesday, June 10, 2014 10:29:09 AM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Bigchick wrote:
[quote=murchr]"Anga Mathenge ndari kiongo kiega…a ndumira mbica ingi tuma tiga uhii atahiki mani, iromania akiruthia mundu..ta maka kimwana giki kina ng’oni na mundu mugima wa miaka thate!’ ”

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

He lost it abit in translating but its still funny
http://bikozulu.co.ke/a-cut-below/[/quote]


HilariousLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

He has a way with words ....

Wishing Ochang quick recovery so that he can embark on his first flight at the Embu airstrip.


In the meantime, can somebody find for me that Embu girl.it will be a long time before Ochang heals to start landing
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FRM2011
#45 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 9:22:31 AM
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Joined: 11/5/2010
Posts: 2,459
Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts.

Pole I don't know how to post links.

He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar.

He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me.
Rankaz13
#46 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:08:05 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
FRM2011 wrote:
Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts.

Pole I don't know how to post links.

He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar.

He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me.


Jaguar

Quote:
I can picture those kids back in class being asked by the teacher: “Which animals did you guys see at the orphanage? Yes, Kipchoge?”

“A giraffe.”

“Yes, Sungut?”

“A buffalo?”

“Good. Yes, Chelimo?”

“A Chakua”

“There are no Chakuas in Africa, Chelimo.”

“But teacher I saw, a white Chakua.”

“Tont argue with me Chelimo!”


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Speculz
#47 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:11:55 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/6/2011
Posts: 391
Location: Nairobi
FRM2011 wrote:
Biko has really proven himself as the best with his last two posts.

Pole I don't know how to post links.

He has done an article on gays and one on the jaguar.

He has succeeded in monetizing his blog. Quite a feat if you ask me.



Here you go ..


Bikozulu

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masukuma
#48 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:36:49 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
He is hands down one of the most entertaining writers in Kenya.
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accelriskconsult
#49 Posted : Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:58:41 AM
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Joined: 4/2/2011
Posts: 629
Location: Nai
How to bury a Luo is a masterpiece!
wanyuru
#50 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2014 3:06:40 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/29/2007
Posts: 948
the one he talked about Farouq....and the "alley tales". super!
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