These wazuans.What's stopping you from building a a middle class resort in nice place and make it enviable.
Since we can't afford 5 star facilities and the average ones are not well maintained,I suggest the following;
Resort Name: Waza
Managers- red/orange posters
Finance- That guy who loves graphs.
Entertainers(stage dancers)-Swenani and group..
Musica in Charge-Alma and Kingfisher
Kitchen- Me so you can eat boiled Cabs/Brocolli for breakfast.
Gym/Sauna/Pool - Big chick/Washiku/Masukush
Security Gate cctv--Mawinder
Health club/In house doc- Rankaz
Therapist/Relaxation techniques -Tycho
vacant positions to be filled as resort expands.
Solutions solutions is what.