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Heeeeelp....landing gear failing!!!!!!!!
smano
#111 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 2:18:42 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
Impunity wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


It was chopped from the root...the way you uproot say a strigga weed!

The place between the thighs has been left flat like yatta plateau~!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I swear that is funny but one can shed a tear if he was to contemplate that life without ALL Landing gear!!! He must have ambushed while dead drunk because even the weakest man will fight to the death to save his landing gear if accosted by just one man.

@Angelica, I cannot even imagine emasculation...
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
Impunity
#112 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 2:31:09 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
smano wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


It was chopped from the root...the way you uproot say a strigga weed!

The place between the thighs has been left flat like yatta plateau~!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I swear that is funny but one can shed a tear if he was to contemplate that life without ALL Landing gear!!! He must have ambushed while dead drunk because even the weakest man will fight to the death to save his landing gear if accosted by just one man.

@Angelica, I cannot even imagine emasculation...


This man after recovering fully should now seek counselling from @madam wendz, ile aweze ku-google ili angalau hata kidole kipate njoto.

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Swenani
#113 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 2:59:00 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?


Angelica,You are the type of a woman who keeps telling her husband/boyfriend "Lets just cuddle"
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#114 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 3:02:31 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?


Angelica,You are the type of a woman who keeps telling her husband/boyfriend "Lets just cuddle"


Those types are normally virgins or owners of adult-toys...I know for sure @angelica_ann is not a virgin though.

Sad Sad

ION: She also has a very sexy allergy!
Drool
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

jaggernaut
#115 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 3:19:49 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Some communities remove ladies "landing gear" via FGM, leaving the airport "without the control tower", thereby reducing the ladies enjoyment by over 90% and I never see huge protests like in this case.
simonkabz
#116 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 3:21:59 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?


Angelica,You are the type of a woman who keeps telling her husband/boyfriend "Lets just cuddle"


Those types are normally virgins or owners of adult-toys...I know for sure @angelica_ann is not a virgin though.

Sad Sad

ION: She also has a very sexy allergy!
Drool


Angelica ndiye anaharibu wanaume hapa wazua. She is the main reason many wazuan men will go to hell Sad
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Impunity
#117 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 3:24:56 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?


Angelica,You are the type of a woman who keeps telling her husband/boyfriend "Lets just cuddle"


Those types are normally virgins or owners of adult-toys...I know for sure @angelica_ann is not a virgin though.

Sad Sad

ION: She also has a very sexy allergy!
Drool


Angelica ndiye anaharibu wanaume hapa wazua. She is the main reason many wazuan men will go to hell Sad


The allergy?
Liar
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

PeterReborn
#118 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 3:30:11 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Impunity wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?


Angelica,You are the type of a woman who keeps telling her husband/boyfriend "Lets just cuddle"


Those types are normally virgins or owners of adult-toys...I know for sure @angelica_ann is not a virgin though.

Sad Sad

ION: She also has a very sexy allergy!
Drool


Angelica ndiye anaharibu wanaume hapa wazua. She is the main reason many wazuan men will go to hell Sad


The allergy?
Liar

She is only trying to help wanaume wanashida ya landing gears.Its a good CSR.
Consistency is better than intensity
Swenani
#119 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 3:37:11 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?


Angelica,You are the type of a woman who keeps telling her husband/boyfriend "Lets just cuddle"


Those types are normally virgins or owners of adult-toys...I know for sure @angelica_ann is not a virgin though.

Sad Sad

ION: She also has a very sexy allergy!
Drool


That is a hazardous alleergy, who has the tyaam ya kumwaga nje?
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#120 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 5:07:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Swenani wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?


Angelica,You are the type of a woman who keeps telling her husband/boyfriend "Lets just cuddle"


Those types are normally virgins or owners of adult-toys...I know for sure @angelica_ann is not a virgin though.

Sad Sad

ION: She also has a very sexy allergy!
Drool


That is a hazardous alleergy, who has the tyaam ya kumwaga nje?


But will she allow you to do that? At time she will knocking heavens gate and while you will be at the Hell's gate!

Sad
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