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Impunity
#101 Posted : Tuesday, February 18, 2014 7:02:46 PM
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Ole Lenku wrote:
I like to get post number 100 on any topic. ION Angelica Ann is a distinguished person and should be given the utmost respect. @Impunity, be nice to her.


She is a very nice mother and the most respected ODM-Diva, but that cannot change Kaimati into Boflo!
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murchr
#102 Posted : Friday, August 15, 2014 6:15:55 PM
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A man in Muranga has had his landing gear chopped off for failing to buy beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giyEXMx3o-E
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Impunity
#103 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 8:18:43 AM
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murchr wrote:
A man in Muranga has had his landing gear chopped off for failing to buy beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giyEXMx3o-E

This was sad coz everything was chopped off.
Sad Sad Sad
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smano
#104 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 10:47:15 AM
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It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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Impunity
#105 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 10:52:27 AM
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smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


But because this happened in Central, I bet may be this landing gear was only used for peeing purposes, its highly likely it had lost its landing abilities.
d'oh!
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Rankaz13
#106 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 11:03:01 AM
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smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.
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Kihara joni
#107 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 12:13:10 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.
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Angelica _ann
#108 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 12:15:05 PM
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Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?
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AlphDoti
#109 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 12:19:43 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Kihara joni wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?

As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.

d'oh! d'oh! Just thought about that and no I would not want to live if 1) I can not land or can have kids, then what use would I be of to Myself or any other personSad the guy who cut them off should be punished by having his removed and installed on the victim.

What is the big deal provided you can pee?

@Angelica you don't understand, and you won't understand. Just like trying to explain to a person who was born without the sense of taste how sweet honey is. Try telling that person how you would feel very sad to loose your taste pad, he will just shrug it off and say "what is the big deal" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -
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Impunity
#110 Posted : Monday, August 18, 2014 12:26:21 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
smano wrote:
It's better someone kills me than chop off my landing gear...how does one live as a eunuch?


As long as the two dangling ninios are not severed, then you wouldn't be a eunuch. But if they are, testosterone hormone replacement will be called for.


It was chopped from the root...the way you uproot say a strigga weed!

The place between the thighs has been left flat like yatta plateau~!
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