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aemathenge
#1001 Posted : Wednesday, August 13, 2014 5:22:30 PM
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Not really,you only need to complete it

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Wow. Do we have butter sticks in Kenia?
Caveman
#1002 Posted : Wednesday, August 13, 2014 5:55:16 PM
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Posts: 371
Othelo wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!


Wewe wacha boss ......... hiyo ni personal stuff in private setup!

What you are seeing is PAYE onlyd'oh! ?
kysse
#1003 Posted : Wednesday, August 13, 2014 6:42:44 PM
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Posts: 4,693
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aemathenge wrote:
Not really,you only need to complete it


Wow. Do we have butter sticks in Kenia?[/quote]
I doubt..uuhm why kenia? I don't like it when people mispell our country's name.
Swenani
#1004 Posted : Wednesday, August 13, 2014 6:54:30 PM
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Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
AlphDoti
#1005 Posted : Wednesday, August 13, 2014 8:04:36 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Impunity wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:

Na ikifika 11pm the idhaa ilikuwa inafungwa na ssoma kutoka kitabu kuu ya Kurhani!

@impunity ehehehe.

And those mbuyus were so mean! When he arrvied home, our dad used to go straight to the woden radio, and feel the back of it, if it were hot, it means has been "opened" (read switched-on) Shame on you Shame on you

And taking the "mawe" (read batt cell) to warm in the sun and get some re-charge Pray

I remember very well my elder bro asking me to go bonda-bonda some eveready batteries with a wooden plank to give them some charge.
Good ol' days

Sad

I found the real pic, and cut out the background so that you don't "Modelshop" my mbuyu's place smile

masukuma
#1006 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 10:08:38 AM
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Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll

haitwi 'tyranny of numbers' siku hizi inaitwa 'Enterprise'!


by the way this must have felt like a good idea at the time he decided to see if he can 'pita katikati yao'
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Impunity
#1007 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 10:37:12 AM
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masukuma wrote:



by the way this must have felt like a good idea at the time he decided to see if he can 'pita katikati yao'


I think its the mat3 that squeezed the plombox.

d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

simonkabz
#1008 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 11:49:52 AM
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Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:



by the way this must have felt like a good idea at the time he decided to see if he can 'pita katikati yao'


I think its the mat3 that squeezed the plombox.

d'oh!


Looks like kaloozer smile
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
McReggae
#1009 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 12:02:24 PM
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Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll


Eti 20K Gross? Naah, hao hawako hapa, I had thought Mwangi was on 10M+
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
holycow
#1010 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 2:38:29 PM
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ZZE123
#1011 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 6:17:29 PM
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Posts: 2,490
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll


Eti 20K Gross? Naah, hao hawako hapa, I had thought Mwangi was on 10M+

Wait till you see the bonus he gets
The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
Impunity
#1012 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 6:34:11 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll


Eti 20K Gross? Naah, hao hawako hapa, I had thought Mwangi was on 10M+

Wait till you see the bonus he gets


Yep!!! Totally agree.

The ndevol is in the allowances.
Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

marko
#1013 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 7:22:10 PM
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Kwani hizi picha tunaomba kuona?
WHO DARES WINS
Swenani
#1014 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 7:23:53 PM
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holycow wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
harrydre
#1015 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 8:05:36 PM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll


Eti 20K Gross? Naah, hao hawako hapa, I had thought Mwangi was on 10M+

Wait till you see the bonus he gets


Yep!!! Totally agree.

The ndevol is in the allowances.
Sad


why is this in the funny pictures? nothing funny here, wacheni watu wafanye kazi. Hiyo PAYE ndiyo mnalialia iende County with referendums so you should be wishing the business well so these guys make more translating to more PAYE hence more pesa mashinani!!!
i.am.back!!!!
dunkang
#1016 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 8:17:23 PM
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McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!



Na hizi nambari mnatandika hapa ni Daily wages, weekly, fortnightly, monthly, quarterly or annual pay?

What would i do with a 5,000,000.00/- monthly pay, wajamaneni!!!!! And to make matters worse, that is not a one off pay, its 5M each and every month, say, for the last 5 years!!!!!

#Ni_Kuuliza_tu
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

Gathige
#1017 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 8:43:56 PM
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Posts: 2,242
dunkang wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!



Na hizi nambari mnatandika hapa ni Daily wages, weekly, fortnightly, monthly, quarterly or annual pay?

What would i do with a 5,000,000.00/- monthly pay, wajamaneni!!!!! And to make matters worse, that is not a one off pay, its 5M each and every month, say, for the last 5 years!!!!!

#Ni_Kuuliza_tu



@dunkang, Hii ni ya mwisho ya mwezi. Its for people who do not check at the ATM kama salo imetumwa kwa bank but for those who only check the bank statements to check if the salary was paid when it was due!
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
guru267
#1018 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 10:42:52 PM
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Posts: 6,675
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll


Eti 20K Gross? Naah, hao hawako hapa, I had thought Mwangi was on 10M+

Wait till you see the bonus he gets


Yep!!! Totally agree.

The ndevol is in the allowances.
Sad


Lets not forget the 300M dividend cheque every year!
Mark 12:29
Deuteronomy 4:16
maka
#1019 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 11:00:23 PM
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Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
guru267 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll


Eti 20K Gross? Naah, hao hawako hapa, I had thought Mwangi was on 10M+

Wait till you see the bonus he gets


Yep!!! Totally agree.

The ndevol is in the allowances.
Sad


Lets not forget the 300M dividend cheque every year!


Crazy figures...
possunt quia posse videntur
harrydre
#1020 Posted : Thursday, August 14, 2014 11:20:47 PM
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Joined: 7/10/2008
Posts: 9,131
Location: Kanjo
guru267 wrote:
Impunity wrote:
ZZE123 wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Swenani wrote:
McReggae wrote:
James hakuli pesa nyingi vile!!!!




Kwani wewe unapata ngapi?

You call 5M+ pesa kidogo?

You dont belong here on wazua where most of us earn 20K(gross)

Pia naona tryanny of numbers kwa hii payroll


Eti 20K Gross? Naah, hao hawako hapa, I had thought Mwangi was on 10M+

Wait till you see the bonus he gets


Yep!!! Totally agree.

The ndevol is in the allowances.
Sad


Lets not forget the 300M dividend cheque every year!


Pray Pray

I remember a while back a certain wazuan was bragging vile ako debt free after paying off a jalopy. Sema umasikiniLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

But this spreadsheet cannot be trusted. Who just throws payroll numbers ovyo ovyo on spreadsheets? and what is CEO - office Admin?
i.am.back!!!!
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