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kysse		#2461 Posted : Monday, July 28, 2014 10:41:28 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		washiku wrote: A couple had a huge fight one night. Going to bed, the husband decided to insult his wife in anger... Husband: Good night ugly old mother of three... Wife replied: Good night father of none. That is how the Gaza war begun. Ai you'v made my day.Thanks!
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sorovi		#2462 Posted : Wednesday, July 30, 2014 2:04:58 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/3/2007 Posts: 146		This just made my day Quote: In fact, Lands secretary Charity Ngilu, in a letter that was read to the court said that "doing the best with the resources and time available to us, we have not located any land, title or property registered under the name of Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta." link
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Swenani		#2463 Posted : Wednesday, July 30, 2014 3:09:47 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		sorovi wrote: This just made my day Quote: In fact, Lands secretary Charity Ngilu, in a letter that was read to the court said that "doing the best with the resources and time available to us, we have not located any land, title or property registered under the name of Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta." link If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Othelo		#2464 Posted : Wednesday, July 30, 2014 3:40:55 PM
Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528		Swenani wrote: sorovi wrote: This just made my day Quote: In fact, Lands secretary Charity Ngilu, in a letter that was read to the court said that "doing the best with the resources and time available to us, we have not located any land, title or property registered under the name of Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta." link True that Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Swenani		#2465 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 3:22:41 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up. Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku Magigi: Kwa nini BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rankaz13		#2466 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:45:34 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Swenani wrote: A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up. Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku Magigi: Kwa nini BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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washiku		#2467 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:55:59 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Swenani wrote: A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up. Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku Magigi: Kwa nini BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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newfarer		#2468 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:58:27 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda		Rankaz13 wrote: Swenani wrote: A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up. Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku Magigi: Kwa nini BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo punda amecheka
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littledove		#2469 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 9:07:27 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/1/2014 Posts: 906 Location: sky		Rankaz13 wrote: [quote=Swenani]A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up. Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku Magigi: Kwa nini BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo [/quote There are only two emotions in the stock market, fear and hope. The problem is, you hope when you should fear and fear when you should hope
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kangi		#2470 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 9:46:36 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/23/2009 Posts: 526		littledove wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: [quote=Swenani]A mother used to cook for Bigchick and Magigi chicken everyday but the they got fed up. Bigchick:Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku Magigi: Kwa nini BigChick:Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini Magigi:Nilidhani ni mimi tu BigChick:(pulling her torn panty with madoadoa down)ata wewe,ona zangu venye ni mob,ebu nione zako Magigi;(Taking her cowboy boxer down) Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily Big chick: Ghai! yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee, unameanza kumea shingo ya kuku pia Magigi: Hata si shingo pekee,shika usikie mayai mbili hapo chini ya shingo [/quote oi @magigi I hope there was no crest. Accept no one's definition of your life; define your life.
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Rankaz13		#2471 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 11:00:07 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Awesome read: INSTALLING HUSBAND A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Hot Looks 7.7 Good Luck Madam.  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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kenmac		#2472 Posted : Friday, August 01, 2014 2:57:39 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793		Rankaz13 wrote: Awesome read: INSTALLING HUSBAND A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Hot Looks 7.7 Good Luck Madam.  ......Ecclesiastes
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rock		#2473 Posted : Friday, August 01, 2014 3:06:28 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/25/2009 Posts: 973
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washiku		#2474 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 1:09:54 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman:What was her height? Husband:I never checked Policeman:Slim or fat? Husband:Not slim,a bit fat Policeman:Colour of eyes? Husband:Never noticed Policeman:Colour of hair? Husband:Changes according to season Policeman:What was she wearing? Husband:Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Policeman:Was she driving? Husband:yes Policeman:Colour of the car? Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………..(the husband started crying) Policeman:Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2475 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 1:33:11 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Kihara joni		#2476 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 4:16:11 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/8/2013 Posts: 386 Location: Nyali mombasa		washiku wrote: Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman:What was her height? Husband:I never checked Policeman:Slim or fat? Husband:Not slim,a bit fat Policeman:Colour of eyes? Husband:Never noticed Policeman:Colour of hair? Husband:Changes according to season Policeman:What was she wearing? Husband:Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Policeman:Was she driving? Husband:yes Policeman:Colour of the car? Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………..(the husband started crying) Policeman:Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car heh ati never noticed, then proceeds to give mad specs on the car
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washiku		#2477 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 6:37:47 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Shopkeeper: John, its now one year and you have not paid my debt... John: So unataka tufanye nini? Put your hands together we sing the debt a happy birthday. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Rankaz13		#2478 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 7:36:25 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		washiku wrote: Shopkeeper: John, its now one year and you have not paid my debt... John: So unataka tufanye nini? Put your hands together we sing the debt a happy birthday. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rankaz13		#2479 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 7:46:19 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Kihara joni wrote: washiku wrote: Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman:What was her height? Husband:I never checked Policeman:Slim or fat? Husband:Not slim,a bit fat Policeman:Colour of eyes? Husband:Never noticed Policeman:Colour of hair? Husband:Changes according to season Policeman:What was she wearing? Husband:Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Policeman:Was she driving? Husband:yes Policeman:Colour of the car? Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………..(the husband started crying) Policeman:Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car heh ati never noticed, then proceeds to give mad specs on the car Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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littledove		#2480 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 8:24:56 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/1/2014 Posts: 906 Location: sky		washiku wrote: Shopkeeper: John, its now one year and you have not paid my debt... John: So unataka tufanye nini? Put your hands together we sing the debt a happy birthday. There are only two emotions in the stock market, fear and hope. The problem is, you hope when you should fear and fear when you should hope
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