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Rankaz13		#2471 Posted : Thursday, July 31, 2014 11:00:07 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Awesome read: INSTALLING HUSBAND A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Hot Looks 7.7 Good Luck Madam.  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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kenmac		#2472 Posted : Friday, August 01, 2014 2:57:39 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793		Rankaz13 wrote: Awesome read: INSTALLING HUSBAND A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Hot Looks 7.7 Good Luck Madam.  ......Ecclesiastes
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rock		#2473 Posted : Friday, August 01, 2014 3:06:28 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/25/2009 Posts: 973
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washiku		#2474 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 1:09:54 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman:What was her height? Husband:I never checked Policeman:Slim or fat? Husband:Not slim,a bit fat Policeman:Colour of eyes? Husband:Never noticed Policeman:Colour of hair? Husband:Changes according to season Policeman:What was she wearing? Husband:Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Policeman:Was she driving? Husband:yes Policeman:Colour of the car? Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………..(the husband started crying) Policeman:Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2475 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 1:33:11 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Kihara joni		#2476 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 4:16:11 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 5/8/2013 Posts: 386 Location: Nyali mombasa		washiku wrote: Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman:What was her height? Husband:I never checked Policeman:Slim or fat? Husband:Not slim,a bit fat Policeman:Colour of eyes? Husband:Never noticed Policeman:Colour of hair? Husband:Changes according to season Policeman:What was she wearing? Husband:Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Policeman:Was she driving? Husband:yes Policeman:Colour of the car? Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………..(the husband started crying) Policeman:Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car heh ati never noticed, then proceeds to give mad specs on the car
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washiku		#2477 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 6:37:47 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Shopkeeper: John, its now one year and you have not paid my debt... John: So unataka tufanye nini? Put your hands together we sing the debt a happy birthday. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Rankaz13		#2478 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 7:36:25 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		washiku wrote: Shopkeeper: John, its now one year and you have not paid my debt... John: So unataka tufanye nini? Put your hands together we sing the debt a happy birthday. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rankaz13		#2479 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 7:46:19 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		Kihara joni wrote: washiku wrote: Husband:I lost my wife,she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. Policeman:What was her height? Husband:I never checked Policeman:Slim or fat? Husband:Not slim,a bit fat Policeman:Colour of eyes? Husband:Never noticed Policeman:Colour of hair? Husband:Changes according to season Policeman:What was she wearing? Husband:Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Policeman:Was she driving? Husband:yes Policeman:Colour of the car? Husband:Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………..(the husband started crying) Policeman:Don’t worry sir,….we will find your car heh ati never noticed, then proceeds to give mad specs on the car Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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littledove		#2480 Posted : Tuesday, August 05, 2014 8:24:56 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/1/2014 Posts: 927 Location: sky		washiku wrote: Shopkeeper: John, its now one year and you have not paid my debt... John: So unataka tufanye nini? Put your hands together we sing the debt a happy birthday. There are only two emotions in the stock market, fear and hope. The problem is, you hope when you should fear and fear when you should hope
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